DES MOINES, IA – Something is not quite right at the local college MSA. In a continuing pattern of suspicious trends, members are left with many questions as to what might be transpiring within their beloved organization.
“[MSA President Bilal Khan] wanted to hold a co-ed basketball tournament,” stated longtime member Maryam Zulfiqar. “This was after his original idea of a co-ed wrestling tournament was shot down.”
Flyer contact information for a recent fundraising dinner included the email address for MSA Secretary Aamina Forwardu and listed it as desibooty786@hotmail.com.
This past semester, numerous events have also been held where no one but the president and secretary were notified.
“They’re freaking dating, I know it,” exclaims former member Ali Kamal. “I busted those two holding hands at the theater and they said they were just there to warn others about the evils of movies and stuff.”
Citing the current president’s 7-year term at the 2-year educational institution, members are now demanding an MSA board re-election.