Third Grade Palestinian Boy Claims Responsibility for 'Attack'
FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring, Continues To Sour Relations With Arab Community
Sikh of Being Mistaken For An Arab
He Is, Like, So Not Worth My Time
Will Someone Please Marry My Ugly Sister?
Third Grade Palestinian Boy Claims Responsibility for 'Attack'

Third Grade Palestinian Boy Claims Responsibility for ‘Attack’

RICHMOND, VA – For six minutes, the air in Ms. Lambert’s third-grade classroom was filled with the stench of a senseless act of juvenile mischief. Students were caught off guard when young Tahir Asafi released one of his lethal ‘fart’ bombs in the southeast region of the classroom. Seconds after the attack, screams of ‘ewe’s’ [...]

FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring, Continues To Sour Relations With Arab Community

FBI Cracks Down On Lemonade Stand Ring, Continues To Sour Relations With Arab Community

In its growing paranoia of domestically funded international terrorism, the FBI announced a systematic crackdown of a chain of Arab-owned lemonade stands.

Sikh of Being Mistaken For An Arab

Sikh of Being Mistaken For An Arab

By Preet Wallawallabangbang How many guys I gotta explain?! I’M NOT ARAB! Look, buddy…some tings are really estarting to pass me off. Hawing the guy say me not talk the English when I AM talk the English is insulting enough, but now this happens. I’m Sikh, dang it. Sikh, sikh, sikh! You aydeeots hound me [...]