Desperate Housewives

zzze · #1 (**permalink**) 03-26-2008, 10:24 PM

Assalamu alaykum

I can't believe there's no thread on this already? (If such a thread is found..I did do a search

)

I believe it's restarting again on the 13th April in the US? Can't wait

My favourite housewife is Bree, followed closely by Gabreille.

Gabrielle: "Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house."

Andrew: "I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine? Can't we just have food?
Bree: "Are you doing drugs?"
Andrew: "What?"
Bree: "Change in behavior is one of the warning signs and you have been fresh as paint over the last six months. That would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom."
Danielle: "Trust me, that is not what he is doing."
Andrew: "Shut up."

John: "Mrs. Van De Kamp."
Bree: "Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?"
John: "Sure. So, what can I do for you?"
Bree: "Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it."

Carlos: "Where are you going?"
Gabrielle: "I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother's grave when it hits."

Bree: "Think of something unpleasant...like famine, or disease, or hobos!"

Bree: "Hi Danielle. How was school?"
Danielle: "It was ok."
Bree: "Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?"

lol. I love this show.

DramaRani · #2 (**permalink**) 03-26-2008, 10:32 PM

I like Bree too! I CAN'T STAND Dana Delany or her character, Kathrine Mayfair.

zzze · #3 (**permalink**) 03-26-2008, 10:48 PM

assalamu alaykum

see which desperate housewife you are (or which would make a good love match

)

Desperate Housewives - which housewife are you? - ABC.com

(ex-superman lover):I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Bree: You're funny.

Bree is trying to set up her son Andrew with her ex- roof contracter, in order to mend his broke heart and have him fix her roof again

Andrew: What are you doing?
Bree:I'm just trying to stay out of the way of all those sparks that are flying!
Andrew: Sparks? The man is twice my age!
Bree: Yes, but he's also...he's got a great sense of.....okay, do you know how hard it is to get a good contractor?
Andrew: oh, my God!
Bree: And poor Walter just had his heart broken, so if it takes you being nice to him to get our house fixed, then..
Andrew: You're pimping me out for a new roof?!
Bree: and windows! And I am not pimping you out, I'm simply asking you to show some kindness to a lonely man who happens to be an excellant roofer.
Andrew: Look, if by kindness you mean sex -
Bree: watch your mouth. I would never suggest that. You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them, I've done it all my life. Andrew, I have to get back into my house and you are my only hope
Andrew: fine. For you I will flirt, I will flatter and I will charm...
Bree: Oh, bless you.
Andrew: And in exchange I expect a 60inch flat screen TV
Bree: Fine, and if you can get him to be underbudget, I will throw in surround sound

one of the best scenes ever was when Danielle dressed up as her mum at a halloween fancy dress party

DramaRani · #4 (**permalink**) 03-26-2008, 11:51 PM

Katherine is the new woman in town. Originally Dana Delany, who plays 'Katherine', was offered the role of "Bree" and turned it down. I couldn't imagine anyone ever being Bree besides Marcia Cross - she's perfect. She has the whole psycho-anal thing down. I remember when she was on "Melrose Place"... LOL.

zzze · #5 (**permalink**) 03-26-2008, 11:57 PM

assalamu alaykum

the new red head on the block with the weird attic secret? she's so funny. the ultimate diss was when she pulled out her sewing scissors and cut off a loose string from Bree's hem and said ''that's been driving me crazy'' lol. Poor bree.

DramaRani · #6 (**permalink**) 03-26-2008, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by zzze

assalamu alaykum

the new red head on the block with the weird attic secret?

Yes! That's her. I was going to post her pic, but all of them were too big. I just don't like her. She's too cold and frigid. Yeah it was pretty funny when she did that (the cutting the thread), but I also found it really funny when she wouldn't give Bree that recipe. LOL...

zzze · #7 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 12:02 AM

assalamu alaykum

i wonder what the secret is with the attic? I'm thinking that...they killed their real daughter and replaced her with the girl that's walking around now? But perhaps that's too obvious?

I also LOVE Olsen, he's so perfect for Bree, lol. And the scene where Katherine's husband is dressed as Frankenstein on Halloween and is seen holding Danielle's newborn up in the air but the trick and treaters lol.

DramaRani · #8 (**permalink**) 03-27-2008, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by zzze

assalamu alaykum

i wonder what the secret is with the attic? I'm thinking that...they killed their real daughter and replaced her with the girl that's walking around now? But perhaps that's too obvious?

I also LOVE Olsen, he's so perfect for Bree, lol. And the scene where Katherine's husband is dressed as Frankenstein on Halloween and is seen holding Danielle's newborn up in the air but the trick and treaters lol.

Olsen = Orsen

! He's just as anal as she is. I think the secret has something to do with Dylan (that's the daughter's name) and her biological father. Remember how Katherine was making him out to be a monster and everything? And Katherine's aunt, before she died, wrote that note that fell under the bed or something. Then Katherine's second husband, the Frankenstein guy, found out the truth and he left Katherine. When he left, he said something about how she deceived him and how he believed everything that she told him.

zzze · #9 (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 08:52 AM

assalamu alaykum

OK, it has begun again! alhamdulilah, that was a wait.

so Katherine killed her husband...but that doesn't explain her daughters memory loss?

was that just a smoke screen? still needs explaining, though.

Can't believe Carlos lied Gabrielle about the seriousness of his condition...but I doubt she'll able to hack him not being able to appreciate her looks...?

cant wait till sunday

DramaRani · #10 (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 09:15 AM

Well the way they were showing Gabrielle, I think she has accepted it. Remember the kitchen scene? Yeah she was abusing him, but at the end she was okay with it. I dunno. I think Dylan's memory loss isn't really "memory loss". I think when Dylan would ask Katherine anything or remember something, Katherine would turn it around saying that it didn't happen or spin it another way.

zzze · #11 (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 08:16 PM

assalamu alaykum

I saw Gabrielle' reaction (gross to the dog food) but I don't think it'll last

btw HOW is she still going shopping is they're broke lol?

The bit with Katherine with the young dude

I Really don't like her.

Haramoobobi · #12 (**permalink**) 04-17-2008, 09:28 PM

The love section of the forum should be renamed Desperate Islamicans.

displaced · #13 (**permalink**) 04-18-2008, 05:37 AM

I don't like gabby, I don't like susan.

I like bree most and lynette second-most. lynette's mom's a riot.

zzze · #14 (**permalink**) 04-25-2008, 08:59 PM

assalamu alaykum

yay only one more day until the next episode. Last week's ''naughty dream'' scene was so gross, that was So un-Bree like.

DramaRani · #15 (**permalink**) 05-15-2008, 11:04 AM

This Katherine-Dylan thing: After watching last week's episode, I think Katherine killed the real Dylan (her daughter) and then replaced her with this new girl. Remember when her ex was watching the old home videos and the little girl had a scar on her arm, well Dylan didn't have that scar -- that was apparent in the episode. But remember a few episodes back, Katherine was crying in the woods and it appeared that she was crying in front of makeshift memorial thing. Maybe Katherine accidently/purposefully killed the real Dylan, buried her in Fairview, and replaced her.

Oh and I can't stand Lynette's stepdaughter. She's a jerk.