im writing a preview for the new season of The Office (school newspaper) but im having lots of trouble because A) I don't know what's going to happen and B) i can't be funny or witty on paper.
This is what i have so far:

"Though no one ever seems to get their work done at The Office, there are still plenty of other happenings to keep everyone busy. Shockingly, the last scene most fans witnessed was the unexpected image of Dwight and Angela-together. Where does that leave Andy? Well, there is something telling me he will continue making a fool of himself for Angela’s affection. While Michael and Jan did experience some rough patches last season, Michael is ready and willing to help Jan with a baby that is not his. And as if that’s not hard enough, he will also be involved with Holly, the new office assistant who is led to believe that Kevin has a severe mental disability."
Any input would be greatly appreciated. 