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Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
I think it might be 'cause of their tiny eyes.
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03-11-2008, 10:27 PM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
OMG I just saw this desi chick who has Jessica Alba's face and smile 
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03-11-2008, 10:32 PM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
Mormon housewife drivers in Utah, with their big vans multiple social engagements, constantly running late, and anti-depressant induced road rage are the worst drivers.
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03-11-2008, 10:35 PM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
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Mormon housewife drivers in Utah, with their big vans multiple social engagements, constantly running late, and anti-depressant induced road rage are the worst drivers.
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They have social engagements?
Who wants to see them? Other redneck Mormon hicks?
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03-11-2008, 10:39 PM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
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They have social engagements?
Who wants to see them? Other redneck Mormon hicks?
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Yeah, they have like 6 kids in the car, and have to take the kids everywhere, soccer practice, dance practice, school play, church parties, then they have to get to church in time to meet with other church ladies, and have to get there before all the food the made for the potluck gets cold. I make TONS of dua when I'm driving in Utah.
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03-11-2008, 10:39 PM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
Timbit stereotyping and being racist?
OH MY ALLAH THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!! QUICK EVERYONE, DROP DOWN AND PRAY!
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
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Yeah, they have like 6 kids in the car, and have to take the kids everywhere, soccer practice, dance practice, school play, church parties, then they have to get to church in time to meet with other church ladies, and have to get there before all the food the made for the potluck gets cold. I make TONS of dua when I'm driving in Utah.
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You make du'a? But I thought you were white. 
White people don't pray.
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Timbit stereotyping and being racist?
OH MY ALLAH THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!! QUICK EVERYONE, DROP DOWN AND PRAY!
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Quote:
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Timbit stereotyping and being racist?
OH MY ALLAH THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!! QUICK EVERYONE, DROP DOWN AND PRAY!
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 I dunno how you got this idea that I'm not racist.
I'm the raciest... errr...most racist person I know.
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
We were just coming back from the university, and there were major problems on the freeway centered on one car... I commented that if 'Dave' were here (our racist friend) he'd be shouting about how probably it's a Chinese person... or worse, a Chinese woman (the worst possible combination for him is 'old Chinese woman')
As we finally managed to pull in front of the problem car we glanced in... a Chinese woman.
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
Variable! 
I didn't want anybody to actually be racist in my racist thread. 
Sorry guys, I was just being a troll. I found it funny to be racist in three threads today.  Shadha saw through me.
It's stopped being funny now that Variable actually was racist.
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
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Variable!
I didn't want anybody to actually be racist in my racist thread.
Sorry guys, I was just being a troll. I found it funny to be racist in three threads today. Shadha saw through me.
It's stopped being funny now that Variable actually was racist.
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I wasn't being racist I don't think Chinese people are in general bad drivers. It had just happened and then I saw this thread so I thought I'd post it.
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
There was a chinese woman on the wireless this morning talking about chinese kitchens and how they skin rabbits alive before they eat them 
but apparently there a SIX way to stir fry
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03-12-2008, 05:12 AM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
No racism allowed. Thread closed.
Wait. This is Islamica. Carry on.
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03-12-2008, 05:37 AM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
Girls by and large are pretty lousy drivers too. Desis aren't far off from chinese people when it comes to crappy driving skills so that's two strikes for you timbit.
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03-12-2008, 07:10 AM
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
Women are worse drivers than men. Its true their depth perception sucks compared to men (this is from a FEMALE Bio Chemist)
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Re: Why are Chinese people such bad drivers?
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OMG I just saw this desi chick who has Jessica Alba's face and smile |
You shouldn't call desi chicks ugly
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