[UmairRaza]

[ChotooMotoo]

Is there some video about loving your body out there? Cuz lots of women really really have serious self-esteem and body image issues perpetuated by other women constantly telling them to lose weight, wear more make-up, skin too dark/light etc. Do you have any encouragement for that?

[EirinnMoChroi]

Ugh. How about a video telling all the brothers to stop smoking, drinking, and having premarital sex while stuidying abroad. I know only a small handful of Muslim brothers who do not have girlfreinds, drink, and do drugs. I don't know a single Muslim sister who does any of those things.

Im so over a bunch of men telling me to be modest. I AM modest. Tell that man to worry about his own gender and start preaching about important things: like human and drug trafficking, child soldiers, rape, crime, etc.

[ChotooMotoo]

What are you saying? Istufirullah. There is no double standard. Of course our Muslim brothers are perfect and never drink or do zinna, or marry their non-Muslim girlfriends. All sins of immorality, in fact all sins, come from our Muslim sister who don't wear perfect hijab. *sarcasm*

[EirinnMoChroi]

ChotooMotoo, on 26 March 2012 - 08:06 PM, said:

What are you saying? Istufirullah. There is no double standard. Of course our Muslim brothers are perfect and never drink or do zinna, or marry their non-Muslim girlfriends. All sins of immorality, in fact all sins, come from our Muslim sister who don't wear perfect hijab. *sarcasm*

Umm Chotoo...is that a blue hijab? is that.....*GASP* A STRAND OF HAIR!?!??! Get your butt into that kitchen and fix it before anyone sees!

[ChotooMotoo]

Blue? Oh no. The lighting in here is bad. This is a hot pink hijab with red spots, lurex stripes and sequence fringe. Razzle dazzle.

[EirinnMoChroi]

ChotooMotoo, on 26 March 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

Blue? Oh no. The lighting in here is bad. This is a hot pink hijab with red spots, lurex stripes and sequence fringe. Razzle dazzle.

Sister, didnt you know that hot pink with red spots, lurex stripes and sqeuence fringe is attractive to zee men!?!?! Brothers might be tempted to attack you if you have bling on your bright colored hijabs. You know how they cant control their sexual urges!

[UmairRaza]

ChotooMotoo, on 26 March 2012 - 06:46 PM, said:

Is there some video about loving your body out there? Cuz lots of women really really have serious self-esteem and body image issues perpetuated by other women constantly telling them to lose weight, wear more make-up, skin too dark/light etc. Do you have any encouragement for that?

i will look into it, insha'Allaah

[ChotooMotoo]

EirinnMoChroi, on 26 March 2012 - 08:47 PM, said:

Sister, didnt you know that hot pink with red spots, lurex stripes and sqeuence fringe is attractive to zee men!?!?! Brothers might be tempted to attack you if you have bling on your bright colored hijabs. You know how they cant control their sexual urges!

Hmmm so you're saying that tying a belly dancing scarf around my abaya is a bad idea?

[EirinnMoChroi]

ChotooMotoo, on 26 March 2012 - 09:38 PM, said:

Hmmm so you're saying that tying a belly dancing scarf around my abaya is a bad idea?

yes. Men will attack you

[ChotooMotoo]

What about scrubs?

[jigglypottamus]

You know ... sometimes I think I come on Islamica every few millennia or so just to watch Chotoo and Irish fawning all over each other.

Its really cute and exciting at the same time ... like watching the roots growing from the sack of potatoes that I've left in my cabinet for a month.

[ChotooMotoo]

Hmmm.... potatoes.... I'm hungry. Why is food so fattening? A month? Your cabinet must smell horrible, worse than Irishmen after a night of dancing and pub crawling. Ewww... maybe I'm not so hungry after all

[EirinnMoChroi]

jigglypottamus, on 27 March 2012 - 12:40 AM, said:

You know ... sometimes I think I come on Islamica every few millennia or so just to watch Chotoo and Irish fawning all over each other.

Its really cute and exciting at the same time ... like watching the roots growing from the sack of potatoes that I've left in my cabinet for a month.

Mmmm...potatoes. Speaking of Irish....

You should make potato people. It's when you make a "pet rock" type of thing but out of a potato and then you keep them for awhile. They start to smell really bad after time, too. Probably a lot like your cabinet.

[EirinnMoChroi]

ChotooMotoo, on 26 March 2012 - 10:00 PM, said:

What about scrubs?

Only if you are scrubbing the floor. Woman.

[ChotooMotoo]

EirinnMoChroi, on 27 March 2012 - 04:03 PM, said:

Only if you are scrubbing the floor. Woman.

I'ma wiggle my butt seductively, scrubbing the floor to "_insert raunchy pop music_" just to spite you. Since Muslim women aren't allowed to exercise in that interpretation of Islam, that's a lot of butt wiggling.

[EirinnMoChroi]

ChotooMotoo, on 27 March 2012 - 04:25 PM, said:

I'ma wiggle my butt seductively, scrubbing the floor to "_insert raunchy pop music_" just to spite you. Since Muslim women aren't allowed to exercise in that interpretation of Islam, that's a lot of butt wiggling.

haram. Enjoy wiggling your butt where its HOT AND FIREY!!!

[ChotooMotoo]

EirinnMoChroi, on 28 March 2012 - 11:26 AM, said:

haram. Enjoy wiggling your butt where its HOT AND FIREY!!!

well, considering that I'm in the kitchen and the oven is on...

[EirinnMoChroi]

ChotooMotoo, on 28 March 2012 - 11:39 AM, said:

well, considering that I'm in the kitchen and the oven is on...

are you baking potatoes?

[ChotooMotoo]

EirinnMoChroi, on 28 March 2012 - 11:42 AM, said:

are you baking potatoes?

Jiggly stole all the potatoes he made poutine and left all the dishes in the sink.