kids say the darndest things because only fools and children tell the truth
Posted 23 December 2010 - 10:19 PM
my sister decided she'd teach her 2 1/2 year old son about privacy and body parts and here's how that went (they were in the bathroom).
mom: now zizo this is private.
zizo: it's private?
mom: yes, it's yours. no one should touch it but you.
zizo: it's MINE? okay, mama.
5 minutes later, he runs into the kitchen, pulls his undies down and yells to his sisters "hey, everyone! this is MINE!! you can't touch it!" (fortunately the sisters were o longer there)
clearly the lesson in privacy failed.
Posted 23 December 2010 - 10:30 PM
Another student: " Wow!! I almost buyeded the same toy!!"
Me: "Really? You almost bought the same toy??
Student: "No. I almost buyeded it!"
Lmao I tried!
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
Posted 15 December 2011 - 07:30 AM