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#121 User is offline   BaronChairman 

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 01:11 PM

View PostChotooMotoo, on 05 August 2011 - 10:15 AM, said:

B.P. what famous man has the best tupee?


Well, I was always partial to Nicolas Cage's from The Sorcerer's Apprentice.


View PostChotooMotoo, on 05 August 2011 - 11:55 AM, said:

if you had a choice of a $250 1986 Chevy Nova or a $250 1986 Dodge Aries, which would you buy?


Whichever gets the best gas mileage, duh! There's just no other way to decide with THOSE gas prices! Which we may blame, at least somewhat, on the sucky BP!
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 09:26 AM

Okay, so I keep getting twitter updates about the Bills moving to LA. I read one article on ESPN and they said there are like 7 teams. They mentioned the Bills, but also said the NFL would rather keep the team in western NY because they can expand into Canada without actually getting a legit team there. But the stadium lease is up in 2012 or something. Mr. Wilson, my favoritest old dude eva said he won't sell it, and when he dies, it'll go to the highest bidder.
My question is this: All us non-Buffalo fans aside, do yall even WANT the Bills in Buffalo?
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 10:42 AM

If you had to vote in a Republican primary, who would you vote for?
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 11:35 AM

View PostPurple_alien, on 11 August 2011 - 09:26 AM, said:

Okay, so I keep getting twitter updates about the Bills moving to LA. I read one article on ESPN and they said there are like 7 teams. They mentioned the Bills, but also said the NFL would rather keep the team in western NY because they can expand into Canada without actually getting a legit team there. But the stadium lease is up in 2012 or something. Mr. Wilson, my favoritest old dude eva said he won't sell it, and when he dies, it'll go to the highest bidder.
My question is this: All us non-Buffalo fans aside, do yall even WANT the Bills in Buffalo?


First of all, the team is not going to stay here. Don't believe what the NFL tries to say, the market is just too small and the league is probably looking to save itself a fiasco like the hissy Cleveland threw when the Browns left, or Baltimore when the Colts hightailed it to Indianapolis.

Second, Canada does NOT want our football. They have a league which was around for literally decades before the NFL was even thought of, our form is based in the rules THEY invented, and I guess they're pretty resentful of the fact that we watered it down to make it easier to play. There is one reason and one reason only why the people of Toronto go to the Bills games that are played there - to boo the team and cheer for their opponent.

Yes, people still want the Bills here. In fact, a large faction of the people in Buffalo totally refuse to believe they're even going to leave at all. This is not a city known for having any common sense.


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If you had to vote in a Republican primary, who would you vote for?


Ron Paul. He's the only candidate who truly wants to practice the Republican ideals of small government, low taxes, a non-interventionist foreign policy, and individual freedom. I personally think he places way too much faith in state governments to provide more personal liberty in cases where federal intervention is necessary to keep intrusive state governments from dictating individual morality, but he's still a very strong candidate and a man of principle.

If we could get Paul running against Dennis Kucinich, in fact, that would be a potential no-lose election.
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Posted 11 August 2011 - 11:43 AM

The CFL is so lame tho. I mean, I watch it, because it's football, but the game is so different. It's not as dreadful as arena football which is wtf-worthy though.
But thanks. I have a new goal in life. Be super successful so I can buy the Bills and keep them in Buffalo.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 09:08 AM

Keep 'em coming, folks!
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 11:32 AM

My daughter HAD to have a box of kid's cereal (stupid shelf stockers putting the scooby doo cereal box at her height in the grocery store) and when I read the nutrition I noticed that it wasn't much worse (and actually better) than some adult cereals. It also had 3 grams of fiber. I know when we were kids cereal didn't have fiber. What do you think they put in it?
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Posted 22 August 2011 - 08:00 AM

View PostChotooMotoo, on 21 August 2011 - 11:32 AM, said:

My daughter HAD to have a box of kid's cereal (stupid shelf stockers putting the scooby doo cereal box at her height in the grocery store) and when I read the nutrition I noticed that it wasn't much worse (and actually better) than some adult cereals. It also had 3 grams of fiber. I know when we were kids cereal didn't have fiber. What do you think they put in it?


Fiber? Probably old Chinese newspapers.
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Posted 28 August 2011 - 08:19 AM

Bump. Sorry, had to knock back the religious threads a bit here.
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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:57 PM

How come I the only shoes that fit me look like they are designed for old people?
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Posted 29 August 2011 - 08:46 AM

View PostChotooMotoo, on 28 August 2011 - 12:57 PM, said:

How come I the only shoes that fit me look like they are designed for old people?


Because they were probably designed BY old people.
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Posted 29 August 2011 - 10:56 AM

MEANIE :cry:

next question: Coke or Pepesi
follow up question: diet Coke or diet Pepsi
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Posted 29 August 2011 - 12:03 PM

So we don't have electricity at my house, and apparently won't have it until the 4th. What non-electrical activities would you recommend?
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 08:05 AM

View PostChotooMotoo, on 29 August 2011 - 10:56 AM, said:

MEANIE :cry:

next question: Coke or Pepesi
follow up question: diet Coke or diet Pepsi


Coke and Diet Pepsi.


View PostPurple_alien, on 29 August 2011 - 12:03 PM, said:

So we don't have electricity at my house, and apparently won't have it until the 4th. What non-electrical activities would you recommend?


Internet, which you're apparently still capable of using.
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 12:08 PM

Subway or Quiznos?
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Posted 30 August 2011 - 04:42 PM

View PostChotooMotoo, on 30 August 2011 - 12:08 PM, said:

Subway or Quiznos?


Tough Choice! Generally, the sandwiches Quizno's makes are better, but they tend to warm up their sandwiches. Subway sandwiches tend to be a little bit mushy when warmed up, so I do Subway in the summer, Quizno's in the winter. Until I move to a warmer climate, then I'll just play it by ear.
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Posted 17 September 2011 - 07:39 AM

Bumping yet again because apparently idiots don't realize that religion threads go in the religion section. Other idiots don't realize there is no advertising on Islamica.
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Posted 17 September 2011 - 05:55 PM

should I go all Rambo on this thread?
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 07:25 AM

View PostChotooMotoo, on 17 September 2011 - 05:55 PM, said:

should I go all Rambo on this thread?


Be my guest. Maybe it'll discourage that idiot who is in this forum promoting his religious blog.
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Posted 20 September 2011 - 10:08 AM

How awesome are the Bills playing? Do you think they will beat Tom Brady? Forget the rest of the Patriots, I want that guy to lose. He is much too [word that will probably be blocked].
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