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#21 User is offline   ChotooMotoo 

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:29 PM

sixpakistan said:

"The Simple Handbook for Healthy Eating" by ChotooMotoo


That's SOOO true, cuz it would only be one sentense long and that line would say "Don't eat crap" :flower:

The even SHORTER book would be:

"Delicious and Healthy Thanksgiving Diners" by ChotooMotoo
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#22 User is offline   sally 

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:29 PM

'How to Successfully Pick a Fight' by Jamroll
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:34 PM

Glitter in my veins by Muslimahpower :flower:
Who are the Jehovahs and what do they witness? by Ayesha :blobred:
When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if anyone was present who met the companions of RasulAllah (saw). "Abu Hazim," they replied. "Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?" Sulayman asked. Abu Hazim replied, "Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed."
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:34 PM

"English-Pashto Dictionary" chotoomotoo
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:35 PM

Pink is Manly: Say YES! to being Metrosexual by Sixpakistan

The Essence of Lowering Your Gaze by Trent

Where's the Beef?: The Official Cookbook for Meat Lovers by SeaofRoses

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:37 PM

My Life as a Couch Potato, by sally

Polemics: How to take sides and stay there, by Jamroll

The Latino Threat, by Variable

From Fat to Fantastic, a collection of essays by Spice, ChotooMotoo, and Jamroll

Muslim Unity by Ibn Abdullah
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:38 PM

All Desi Women Are Gold Diggers by Got5

Older Women Are Ugly by Got5

How To Ride A Bicycle by Wheelworks
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:39 PM

Asvi said:

All Desi Women Are Gold Diggers by Got5

Older Women Are Ugly by Got5

How To Ride A Bicycle by Wheelworks


lol, the idea of the thread is that you write the opposite of what they might do, hence why they will be short books.
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#29 User is offline   marjanih 

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:39 PM

Asvi, the titles should be the complete opposite of the Islamican. :flower:

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:40 PM

Why Immigration is the lifeblood of the American economy, by shadha
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:41 PM

Do me! Do me!
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:42 PM

Asvi said:

All Desi Women Are Gold Diggers by Got5

Older Women Are Ugly by Got5

How To Ride A Bicycle by Wheelworks


It's supposed to be the SHORTEST book ever written, not the longest!

Selflessness and the Desi Woman - Got5

Robbing the Cradle: the joys of younger man, older woman relationships - Got5

Getting there fast : why bicycles are obsolete in first world countries - Wheelworks
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:43 PM

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Do me! Do me!


Guide to Tennessee Bars and Strip Clubs - Ilikemyscarf
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:43 PM

Insomnia, by ilikemyscarf
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:46 PM

Bestiality and It's Threat to Mankind by Jinnzaman with a sneak preview of his upcoming book, Move Over Ancient Outdated Shari'ah, Democracy is the Wave of the Future!

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:48 PM

The Iranian threat, by Shadha. :flower:
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:49 PM

Ahahaha @ the Jamster.

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:49 PM

Recognizing Israel: The first step to peace in the Middle East. Kaminyu :flower:

Why Niqab is Fardh - Shadha :cry:
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:51 PM

ilikemyscarf: Why Niqab is Fardh - Shadha

HA!

What Men Want by ilikemyscarf

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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:51 PM

Asvi said:

All Desi Women Are Gold Diggers by Got5

Older Women Are Ugly by Got5

How To Ride A Bicycle by Wheelworks


hahahahhaha...ma baadd !
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