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basically you make up book titles that are the opposite of what an islamican is like
we had this on the old islamica..it was HILARIOUS. sigh.
anyways i mean something like
How to Exist Less Noticeably - Tips from My Past Life as a Spy in the Soviet Union by wheelworks
shortest books ever written by islamicans
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:14 PM
sally said:
basically you make up book titles that are the opposite of what an islamican is like
we had this on the old islamica..it was HILARIOUS. sigh.
anyways i mean something like
How to Exist Less Noticeably - Tips from My Past Life as a Spy in the Soviet Union by wheelworks
we had this on the old islamica..it was HILARIOUS. sigh.
anyways i mean something like
How to Exist Less Noticeably - Tips from My Past Life as a Spy in the Soviet Union by wheelworks
How to get married - Tips on finding the perfect partner for lyfe by Sally whateverherlastnameis
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:20 PM
nice thread. where'd you get the idea from?
i suspect most of the posts will be rehashes of the previous thread
anyway..
"Original Thread Ideas" by Sally
"A Sri Lankan Islamican's Guide to Being Cool & Likeable" by Wheelworks
"Low Key: Letting Others Blow Your Horn For You" by IbnMardhiyah
"Abs of Steel" by Sixpakistan & Jamroll
"The Simple Handbook for Healthy Eating" by ChotooMotoo
"A Woman's Guide to Emotional Stability Through Hormone Control" - FPH thread
"Micromanagement Techniques" by Azher
"The Big & Tall Shoppers Directory" by itz_not_me_itzzu
"How to Avoid Being an Insufferable, Incoherent Retard" by roberto
i suspect most of the posts will be rehashes of the previous thread
anyway..
"Original Thread Ideas" by Sally
"A Sri Lankan Islamican's Guide to Being Cool & Likeable" by Wheelworks
"Low Key: Letting Others Blow Your Horn For You" by IbnMardhiyah
"Abs of Steel" by Sixpakistan & Jamroll
"The Simple Handbook for Healthy Eating" by ChotooMotoo
"A Woman's Guide to Emotional Stability Through Hormone Control" - FPH thread
"Micromanagement Techniques" by Azher
"The Big & Tall Shoppers Directory" by itz_not_me_itzzu
"How to Avoid Being an Insufferable, Incoherent Retard" by roberto
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:37 PM
awesome. of course, i'm too slow to be able to come up with titles. 
ok look. it's not my fault that i'm awesome. thank you. and you're welcome.
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:37 PM
'Why I'm SO Incredibly Proud to be an American' by Kaminyu
'The Art of Resisting the Temptation to Rewrite the Grammatical Rules of a Language Centuries Old' by sixpakistan
follow up book
'How to Successfully Market an Otherwise Absolute Failure of a Book About the Grammatical Correctness of Memoni' by sixpakistan
'Practice GED Exams' by PhDGirl
'The Art of Resisting the Temptation to Rewrite the Grammatical Rules of a Language Centuries Old' by sixpakistan
follow up book
'How to Successfully Market an Otherwise Absolute Failure of a Book About the Grammatical Correctness of Memoni' by sixpakistan
'Practice GED Exams' by PhDGirl
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:40 PM
"How to Speak Memoni" by Sally
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:52 PM
How to hunt Ninjas - By Wolfn 
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 12:59 PM
wheelworks said:
How to get married - Tips on finding the perfect partner for lyfe by Sally whateverherlastnameis
:lol:
When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if anyone was present who met the companions of RasulAllah (saw). "Abu Hazim," they replied. "Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?" Sulayman asked. Abu Hazim replied, "Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed."
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:01 PM
Humility for Dummies by Ibn
Racism Can Be Funny: A How to Guide to Telling Hilarious Racist Jokes by Timbit
The Wonderful World of Saudi Society by zzze
The Beauty and Rich History of the Desi Culture by Got5
Marriage Guide: How to Halalify the Kafir Meat by Kona
The Great Southern Wall of the USA by Bluestar
English Mother****** Do You Speak it?! by Shahrukh
Discovering my Jewish Heritage by heba
Big is Beautiful: Shake What Yo Mama Gave Ya! by lollol
Tearing Down the Fence by Jamroll
The Importance of Hadith by AceofHearts co-written by ameen with an introductury by shadha
shadha-
Racism Can Be Funny: A How to Guide to Telling Hilarious Racist Jokes by Timbit
The Wonderful World of Saudi Society by zzze
The Beauty and Rich History of the Desi Culture by Got5
Marriage Guide: How to Halalify the Kafir Meat by Kona
The Great Southern Wall of the USA by Bluestar
English Mother****** Do You Speak it?! by Shahrukh
Discovering my Jewish Heritage by heba
Big is Beautiful: Shake What Yo Mama Gave Ya! by lollol
Tearing Down the Fence by Jamroll
The Importance of Hadith by AceofHearts co-written by ameen with an introductury by shadha
shadha-
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
BREAST CANCER
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
BREAST CANCER
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:02 PM
"Occam's Razor Applied to Current Events" by Kaminyu
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:07 PM
Walt Disney on Crack: The Architecture of Dubai by Wolfn
Dancing is for Heathens by Variable
You Noe Nothing: How To Write Proper English by nooni
shadha-
Dancing is for Heathens by Variable
You Noe Nothing: How To Write Proper English by nooni
shadha-
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
BREAST CANCER
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
BREAST CANCER
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:17 PM
Be a Real Woman: Becoming a Working Mom by sally
The Official Coffee Table Book of Glamourous Desi Wedding Dresses by Sugarberry
Destroying the Melting Pot: How to Preserve your Race by Haramoobobi
shadha-
The Official Coffee Table Book of Glamourous Desi Wedding Dresses by Sugarberry
Destroying the Melting Pot: How to Preserve your Race by Haramoobobi
shadha-
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
BREAST CANCER
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
BREAST CANCER
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:25 PM
Lol, the thread of awesomness is back! Laughs every post.
Okay I got a few:
- The beauty of Desi Culture, by Kona Silat
- Say No to Zionism, also by Kona Silat
- Why Males are necessary to the World, by Bluestar
- Muslims Are People Too, by roberto
- The benefits of Hadith by AceofHearts
- I'm nothing without my car, by wheelworks
Okay I got a few:
- The beauty of Desi Culture, by Kona Silat
- Say No to Zionism, also by Kona Silat
- Why Males are necessary to the World, by Bluestar
- Muslims Are People Too, by roberto
- The benefits of Hadith by AceofHearts
- I'm nothing without my car, by wheelworks
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 01:25 PM
LOLLLLLLLL @ discovering my jewish heritage. you wish
anyway..
ten ways to attract desi women by Got5
anyway..
ten ways to attract desi women by Got5
this is my wish for you:
comfort on difficult days,smiles when sadness intrudes,rainbows to follow the clouds,laughter to kiss your lips,sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag,beauty for your eyes to see,friendship to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe,confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, love to complete your life.
comfort on difficult days,smiles when sadness intrudes,rainbows to follow the clouds,laughter to kiss your lips,sunsets to warm your heart, hugs when spirits sag,beauty for your eyes to see,friendship to brighten your being, faith so that you can believe,confidence for when you doubt, courage to know yourself, patience to accept the truth, love to complete your life.
