talking with a co-worker:
co-worker: did I ever tell you about the surgery I had?
me: no. what happened?
co-worker: well, let me tell you the symptoms I was having and you can try to guess the diagnosis
me: ok, go ahead.
co-worker: so 2 years ago, I was sitting at home watching TV, when my belly started to ache really bad. I couldn't even finish my White Castle burg....[gets interrupted]
me: no need to say anymore. that right there was your problem!
Haha, was it appendicitis?