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#1 Timbit

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Posted 10 November 2007 - 11:41 PM

Remember this thread?

So today, I walk into the pharmacy and there's this guy there. Mid-40s. I'd mention his ethnicity too, but I dunno if it's relevant.

Anyway, so he looks me up and down, grins and then goes: "It's my birthday."

Me: Oh, is it? Happy birthday.
Him: I want a present.
Me: Awww, didn't you get any?
Him: No, I want one from you.
Me: :nerdsis:

Okay, what do you want?
Him: Anything you wanna give me. :eek:

Me: You're funny. :vomit:

Bye now.

So I just ignored him and started talking to the pharmacist. Then he finally left. She was like "What was up with that guy?" Weirdo.

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#2 TariqBinSleepin

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Posted 10 November 2007 - 11:43 PM

Timbit said:

Okay, what do you want?
Him: Anything you wanna give me. :eek:

Me: You're funny. :vomit:

Bye now.

So I just ignored him and started talking to the pharmacist. Then he finally left. She was like "What was up with that guy?" Weirdo.

:cool:

HOly crap are you serious? YOu shoulda taken off your chappal and gone, Heres you're present. What were you wearing by the way, just curious.

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#3 Timbit

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 12:00 AM

TariqBinSleepin said:

HOly crap are you serious? YOu shoulda taken off your chappal and gone, Heres you're present. What were you wearing by the way, just curious.

Well, I just laughed it off 'cause he was pervy and all that, but he was pretty harmless.

I was wearing a red shawl as a hijab, a blue and black dress, black dress pants and silver (with some red) pointy-toed sandals. It was mostly all black, so I wanted to throw some colour in there too, with the red and silver.

I was wearing a black jacket though, so all he could see was: red hijab, black jacket, black pants, shoes.

Maybe my shoes turned him on? They are pretty sexy.
Or maybe it was the red hijab. :nerdsis:

#4 the_only_one

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 12:38 AM

Cool thread..here are my top two from recent experiences:

Physiologically, I was totally caffeinitatedly drunk when it happened..

Situation: waiting for the elevator at the library at fifth floor, the highest floor in the building....

me directing towards ppl in the elevator: are u guys going up?
everyone present in the elevator: :blobblue:

:lol:

2nd)

3arabi Prof: I need someone to volunteer..
3arabi Prof calls out a student's name and says, "Come Habib and volunteer"everyone in class; ":lol:"

:cry: morbidly obese.:cry:

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 01:45 AM

Fatima if you come across this thread....don't you dare or our friendship is over!!! :blobblue:

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#6 YOUSUFofSD

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 01:54 AM

Caramel_Candy said:

Fatima if you come across this thread....don't you dare or our friendship is over!!! :blobblue:

lol uh oh!

#7 fatima

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 02:22 AM

Caramel_Candy said:

Fatima if you come across this thread....don't you dare or our friendship is over!!! :blobblue:

ahahaha...the temptation is there...but i shall refrain.

for now at least :blobred:

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 05:28 AM

having a conversation with my housemate who came over from palestine a couple of years ago.

S: why do they call people "chicken" in this country? So weird

Me: Yup, they call people duckie too, and even duckyegg sometimes :evil:

S: maybe they say: 'Hello chicken', "why hello, buk buk burrrrrrk, how are you doing?!"

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#9 BaronChairman

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 03:49 PM

One of my friends to me: "You scare people, don't you?" :lol:

I'm sorry if my insensitivity toward your beliefs offends you. But guess what - your religious wars, jihads, crusades, inquisitions, censoring of free speech, brainwashing of children, murdering of albinos, forcing girls into underage marriages, female genital mutilation, stoning, pederasty, homophobia, and rejection of science and reason offend ME. So I guess we're even.

#10 Arabatman

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 03:58 PM

Asalaamualaikum,

I had added this in the old thread before the crash and so will do it now as well.

Maghrib 3rd Raka'ah

Imam: Alhamdulillahi rabbil 'alaameen
Follower: Subhanallah!
Imam: Oh yeah!

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Asalaamualaikum,

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#11 jigglypottamus

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:08 PM

fatima said:

ahahaha...the temptation is there...but i shall refrain.

for now at least :lol:

Spill it.

Now.

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#12 Rida

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:21 PM

Arabatman said:

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

Rofllll

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#13 Sapphire

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:36 PM

me: "But Jesus was arab wasn't he?"
Dude: "I thought Jesus was Jewish :lol:

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#14 zzze

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 04:38 PM

assalamu alaykum

an ex flatmate I still stay with every week. I bought some babybells (plastic coated cheese)and in the taxi home from the trainstation i was getting her to try one.
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M: oOO...I tried these before but they didn't taste good.

Z: Are you kidding? They're tasty, try one.

M: Really? Hmmm...maybe something was wrong with the other one.

*begins opening the babybell

M: So I eat the red bit, right? I just bite into it?

Z: *smuffles laughter in the darkness of the taxi * Yeah miss, just bite into it.

M: Smells knda plasticy, this is the bit that didn't taste good before

Z: :lol:

*M moves plastic closer and closer to mouth*

Then I kindly stop her from consuming the plastic. haha. Such a bimbo sometimes masha Allah.

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#15 Bluestar

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 06:13 PM

i always find cheese very confusing too

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#16 zzze

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 06:14 PM

assalamu alaykum

lol, awww! Blue, I Must see you this week, ok?

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 06:22 PM

fatima said:

ahahaha...the temptation is there...but i shall refrain.

for now at least :lol:

You can PM it to me. I'm Intreagued

#18 Bluestar

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Posted 11 November 2007 - 06:24 PM

inshallah

text me

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I also share a house with a 6 month old baby.

me: when you grow up littlebug, you ain't being nasty to girls, ok?
A: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

me: yup, you've got to treat girls with respect, ok?
A: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

me: and no fornicating, do you hear?
A: *silent*

me: oi?
A: aaaaaaaaaaa

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#19 heba

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 12:06 AM

today at work some old ass arabic fob man sees my name tag (this convo was in arabic but ill translate)

him: heba..youre arabic?
me: yes..
him: from where?
me: lebanon
(proceeds to ask a million questions about my village and last name and typical arab stuff)
him: so are you married?
me: no
him: me neither. wanna get married?
me: no
him: wanna marry my son?
me: no.
him: wanna go back to beirut with me?
me: no
him: are u gunna marry from lebanon or canada
me: i dunno
him: marry someone from lebanon
me: no

etc etc..
he was creepy. my manager had to save me lol