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[HiJaBi_ShAh]

Originally Posted by wheelworks

I'm avoiding the bumper sticker app like a plague

Why? I want the bumper sticker app..sounds interesting

[heba]

if one more person sends me a request for an application......:gets machine gun ready:

[Spice]

I'd add my mom to my facebook. I already have my brothers, might as well make it a family affair.

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by HiJaBi_ShAh

Why? I want the bumper sticker app..sounds interesting

It sounds a bit boring (plus I'm not that much into Apps.)

[IbnMardhiyah]

WHAT THE HELL is it with all these random people trying to add me on Facebook?

This guy, outta NOWHERE, sends me this big long message with THE. LONGEST. SALAMS I've ever seen:

"Assalamu Alaykum wa Rahmatu Allahi wa Barakatuhu wa Hubbuhu wa Maghfiratuhu wa Ridaahu wa Ni‘matuhu wa Rizquhu wa ‘Afwuhu wa Hidaayatuhu wath-thabaatu ‘ala Diinihi wa Hifthu Kitaabihi wattibaa‘u Sunnati Nabbiyihi wa Dukhuulu A‘laa Darajaati Jannatihi Ma‘a Nabiyyihish-Shariif:"

The some other guy randomly sens me a friend request because ... he saw me on one of his friends' lists and? what? I was so fitnatastically handsome that he lost all self-control?

Then, some libertarian girl called Nietzsche La Souris [Syrian Nietzsche wannabe?] sends me this message in her friend request:

Hi ! I am a mouse and I want to be famous ! Look at my pictures. If you think I am cute and if you believe these pictures are real, accept my friend request. Otherwise, stay calm and relax. I am small, smart and clean and I don't take too much place.

Wow. Thank god you don't take up TOO much space. That way I don't have to go get a body bag once I pump some lead into your cranium and instead I can just toss you into Facebook's REJECTED pile of rubbish.

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

Then, some libertarian girl called Nietzsche La Souris [Syrian Nietzsche wannabe?] sends me this message in her friend request:

Ahaha I got that friend request too. I feel sorry for the poor stuffed mouse

[Deel]

Originally Posted by wheelworks

I'm avoiding the bumper sticker app like a plague

say WHAT!
if you were my FB friend, i'd totally bombard you with stickers.
for future reference, thanks wheely!

Originally Posted by IbnMardhiyah

WHAT THE HELL is it with all these random people trying to add me on Facebook?

This guy, outta NOWHERE, sends me this big long message with THE. LONGEST. SALAMS I've ever seen:

i feel so sorry for you

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by Deel

say WHAT!
if you were my FB friend, i'd totally bombard you with stickers.
for future reference, thanks wheely!

Yea but I don't have the app. so you can't

[Haramoobobi]

"Assalamu Alaykum wa Rahmatu Allahi wa Barakatuhu wa Hubbuhu wa Maghfiratuhu wa Ridaahu wa Ni‘matuhu wa Rizquhu wa ‘Afwuhu wa Hidaayatuhu wath-thabaatu ‘ala Diinihi wa Hifthu Kitaabihi wattibaa‘u Sunnati Nabbiyihi wa Dukhuulu A‘laa Darajaati Jannatihi Ma‘a Nabiyyihish-Shariif:"

thats salam? ddddddddduuuddde, i am copying and pasting that!

(A friend just gmailed me...)

friend: slams

me: "Assalamu Alaykum wa Rahmatu Allahi wa Barakatuhu wa Hubbuhu wa Maghfiratuhu wa Ridaahu wa Ni‘matuhu wa Rizquhu wa ‘Afwuhu wa Hidaayatuhu wath-thabaatu ‘ala Diinihi wa Hifthu Kitaabihi wattibaa‘u Sunnati Nabbiyihi wa Dukhuulu A‘laa Darajaati Jannatihi Ma‘a Nabiyyihish-Shariif:"

friend: uh
well
i don't know how to counter that

MWhahaha--already in the works you've created a monster!

[Sabz]

awww the wonders of facebook thats why you have to put your privacy settings REAL low so no-one can search you liek moi

walaikum as salaam
Sabz

[Haramoobobi]

hahaha, wheely your witty-- whoa that could be a tongue twister

witty wheely on the web is wreely witty

M/B/Rwhahaha

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by Haramoobobi

hahaha, wheely your witty-- whoa that could be a tongue twister

witty wheely on the web is wreely witty

M/B/Rwhahaha

I bet you can't say 'Witty Wheely is reeely witty really' 10 times fast

[Haramoobobi]

Originally Posted by wheelworks

I bet you can't say 'Witty Wheely is reeely witty really' 10 times fast

You used a different smilie! and indeed--haha-I cannot

[Deel]

Originally Posted by wheelworks

Yea but I don't have the app. so you can't

i'd keep sending 'em until you are forced to add the app.

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by Deel

i'd keep sending 'em until you are forced to add the app.

Good thing you don't know my facebook name