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and aunties. also, i'm a bit sick of having random people be like "so i saw you write on so-and-so's wall that ..." followed by some random bit of information that have no reason to be interested in, yet are consumed by.
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Agreed.
I never knew how scary aunties could be until one girl I know came up to me all in a huff, she's like "OMG IF MY MOM ADDS YOU PLEASE PRETEND LIKE YOU NEVER SAW IT AND DON'T ADD HER!!"
  
Apparently aunties are on the prowl now and Facebook has amplified their annoying is-larka-larki-ka-rishta-lagao powers by a factor of a billion.
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you guys are kidding about the aunties, right? maybe i should scrap my account forreal now.
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01-16-2008, 09:34 PM
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I add all the aunties. And uncles.
What? I have nothing to hide.
You all should stop being so shady maybe. 
 
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01-16-2008, 09:35 PM
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Timbit, it means I have to get rid of those pictures from the Anne Summers party.
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Agreed.
I never knew how scary aunties could be until one girl I know came up to me all in a huff, she's like "OMG IF MY MOM ADDS YOU PLEASE PRETEND LIKE YOU NEVER SAW IT AND DON'T ADD HER!!"
Apparently aunties are on the prowl now and Facebook has amplified their annoying is-larka-larki-ka-rishta-lagao powers by a factor of a billion. |
are you serious?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!
oh man, i can't wait for this.
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Agreed.
I never knew how scary aunties could be until one girl I know came up to me all in a huff, she's like "OMG IF MY MOM ADDS YOU PLEASE PRETEND LIKE YOU NEVER SAW IT AND DON'T ADD HER!!"
Apparently aunties are on the prowl now and Facebook has amplified their annoying is-larka-larki-ka-rishta-lagao powers by a factor of a billion. |
Can you imagine the auntie gossip if they all joined facebook?
Kya likha uskai dewaar pai? (translated: What did he write on their wall?)
But some besharam people could really use their parents being on facebook.
Its irritating that my brother goes through my friends list and adds anyone who hes said salaam to once. Hes got half the number of my wall posts and he only joined a few months ago (I joined back when it was thefacebook.com).
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you guys are kidding about the aunties, right? maybe i should scrap my account forreal now.
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No, I am not kidding.
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No one's being shady. Can you really blame us if we don't want gossip queens broadcasting every little bit of our lives into the community? Ogilvy would snap up these aunties like MAD if they could see the massive amounts of spin-doctoring they're capable of.
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are you serious?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!
oh man, i can't wait for this.
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Yup.
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Can you imagine the auntie gossip if they all joined facebook?
Kya likha uskai dewaar pai? (translated: What did he write on their wall?) |
- They'd have new desi talkshows on ARY and Geo which would be filled 24/7 with cackling aunties exposing every single larki and larka, married or not.
- Watergate, Lewinskygate, Enron, MCI, ArthursAndersen, Nortel, and all other global scams would look like child's play in the face of all the superscandalous accusations that would erupt.
- Long distance bills would skyrocket.
- You would have no peace in the house because the phone would be ringing non-stop.
- Even the best-planned, made-in-heaven rishtas would be DOA.
- The divorce rate would probably surpass the national average.
- Disowning would be all the new rage.
mmmmmmmmm yea, no thanks.
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- They'd have new desi talkshows on ARY and Geo which would be filled 24/7 with cackling aunties exposing every single larki and larka, married or not.
- Watergate, Lewinskygate, Enron, MCI, ArthursAndersen, Nortel, and all other global scams would look like child's play in the face of all the superscandalous accusations that would erupt.
- Long distance bills would skyrocket.
- You would have no peace in the house because the phone would be ringing non-stop.
- Even the best-planned, made-in-heaven rishtas would be DOA.
- The divorce rate would probably surpass the national average.
- Disowning would be all the new rage.
mmmmmmmmm yea, no thanks.
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I've heard of some aunties going undercover on facebook.
be afraid. be very afraid.
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01-17-2008, 01:10 PM
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My mother and father are both my friends on FB. But they're cooler than any of yours.
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I've heard of some aunties going undercover on facebook.
be afraid. be very afraid.
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Aren't you on facebook? 
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My mother and father are both my friends on FB. But they're cooler than any of yours.
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