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Old 08-10-2007, 09:51 PM
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yes i arabized the title

X: suhaib webb wants to know what an ideal mahr is
X: im gonna do a survey to tell him
nOOnI: wat?
nOOnI: are you gettng married to him or something
X: no he posted it on his website
X: cuz he said 10K and everyone was like WHAAaa?
nOOnI: well seeing how i dont have a car, 10K looks pretty good to me
X: lol
nOOnI: but i think maybe half that would be good?
nOOnI: wats ur budget
X: it depends on the guy's job i think and his working
nOOnI: yupyup
X: u know how they say engagement ring should be 3 months salary
nOOnI: WHAT?!?! who the heck says an engagement ring has to be 3months salary
nOOnI: that could be like 20K or more for some
nOOnI: ill be happy with 1K
X: yeah me too!
X: i'll be happy with a guy
nOOnI: LOL
nOOnI: i dont think such people deserve wellfare if thats the way they wanna live
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Old 08-28-2007, 10:33 PM
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E: now continue
G: A what do you base the idea that everyone has their own unique brand of intelligence on
A: oh no
A: do guys just base intelligence on an academic perspective?
G: my favorite quarterback is pating maning, the first filipino player in the nfl
A: you guys
G: okay
G: physical ability is not intelligence
A: but its not physical
A: its also mental
G: what is
E: right
E: thats what i said
E: G
G: if it requires physical ability that's not mental application
G: they're two different parts of the brain
A: okay
A: lets see here
E: hes talking about plans
A: mental application would be carrying out a task
E: and the strategies used
A: fast and efficiently
G: no it wouldn't
G: you're confused
A: then you define it
G: intelligence is 1. the ability to grasp and apply new concepts
G: 2. the ability to reason in a logical fashion
A: okay
G: you think, for instance, a boxer is exercising intelligence
A: now define concepts, or are you going to limit concepts in just physics based
A: or no?
G: what? in just physics based?
G: concepts in general
A: and concepts also turn into laws right?
G: no
A: some concepts happy
G: some might
E: lol
G: more accurately
G: laws might be derived
G: from some concepts
G: okay anyway
G: you think for instance
A: well in actuallity chemistry and math are all conceptual
G: a boxer is intelligent in their own unique right
G: you don't say
A: and basically you can bring in physics into this too
A: anywho
G: you're muddling the issue
E: lol
A: well okay
G: in any case
A: so uhmm would
G: a simian would be the best football player alive
G: so
G: is an ape more intelligent than peyton manning?
A: an ape we were talking about people?
E: u mean patan manning
G: so what?
G: intelligence is limited to people only now?
G: why wouldn't the same concept apply to animals
G: see an ape is intelligent in its own unique right!!!1111
G: just because it can't do math
G: it can be an AWESOME football player

E: oh hell yea
G: pathan mahmood
G: let's see how many nationalities we can give peyton manning through creative spelling
G: paresh manaringam
E: hahah



A: and intelligence has nothing to do with applying concepts

A: for instance people call bball players stupid
A: and football players stupid
A: but in reality they're brilliant
A: they're intelligence sores over most people in those sports
G: so going by those statements
G: we can conclude that a simian is brilliant
G: moreso than any nfl player alive
A: sure why not
A: but intelligence has nothing to do with applying concepts just letting you know that
G: you backpedaled from that statement before
G: now you're being ridiculous
G: the ability to grasp and apply a concept is an easy measure of intelligence
G: and an accepted one
A: capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity
A: yeah applying concept dont see that there
G: where are you culling that definition from
G: fyi advent i know more about this topic than you know about
G: sativa-indica blends
G: or twinkies
G: okay i probably know more about the latter two than you do also
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Old 08-31-2007, 09:55 PM
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f: what school
nOOnI: its a private all womens school for underdrag
nOOnI: WOW
nOOnI: undergrad
f: nice
f: lol @ underdrag
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mazoon says: dude
mazoon says: im at tim's
mazoon says: and there
mazoon says: are 3 buddhist monks here
mazoon says: they've been here for a while
mazoon says: holding bags and small suitcases

me says: wearing red togas?
mazoon says: orange
mazoon says: yeah

me says: like whats his face? Daal Lama or whatever
mazoon says: and jackets over
me says: i c
mazoon says: ahaha ya
mazoon says: well its like -20 outside
mazoon says: or -30

me says: well I thought they were supposed to be supertastic in their yoga and meditation skills
mazoon says: lol
me says:
they can jump 50 foot walls and stop 50 ton boulders

mazoon says: well its cold outside
mazoon says: hahaha

me says: so how come they cant handle -20C
mazoon says: no bro
me says: they're FAKES man
mazoon says: those
mazoon says: are shaolin monks
mazoon says: haha

me says: go up to them and CALL THEM OUT on their fakeness
mazoon says: lol
mazoon says: dude its cold outside

me says: pull some crazy chinese accent and say "ooaaaa! wai yoo tong CHA!!! yoo no shao-Lin monks! you just posers!!"
mazoon says: they're not even wearing any pants
me says: so what man
me says: scots wear kilts
me says: with no underwear

mazoon says: oooaa wai yoo tong cha?
me says: and no pants
mazoon says: is that real or did u make that up?
mazoon says: lol

me says: hahahahaha
me says: go say it to them

mazoon says: hahahaha
mazoon says: ya right

me says: they'll undertsand
mazoon says: eff that
me says: hahaha
me says: do it yo

mazoon says: what does it mean?
mazoon says: they're gone
mazoon says: what does it mean?

me says: see how my mental power of suggestion can reach out and tap even the most hardcore of monks sitting hundreds of miles away?
me says: i dunno what it means man! i dont speak chinese!
me says: thats why I told you to go ask them

mazoon says: haahahahaha
mazoon says: u bastards
mazoon says: lol
mazoon says: i mean
mazoon says: bastard*
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:30 PM
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What the hell is 'tahya'? Saying it out loud,iIt sounds like, tell ya? But don't we already have a cracked out IM thread?


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it means something like "long live"

arabic version of "zindabad"

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maybe it means "post" your online funny convos.
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Me: I got distracted by Olives and Sweets
Friend: So they were magical olives that just called out your name? "sssaaaaffffiiiiiyyyyaaah"
Me: Yeh. Found them next to the magic beans in the magical aisle at tesco.
Friend: So how do you grow an olive tree?
Me: Plant the pit
Friend: It works???
Me: I dunno try it. We'll call your saga "Ali and the Olive Tree".
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What is tahya?
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What is tahya?
It's an Arabic word of some sort I should imagine
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It's an Arabic word of some sort I should imagine
Yeah, but why's it in the thread title? I assumed this was some arabic language thread so I never really looked at it. That's bad marketing!
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Yeah, but why's it in the thread title? I assumed this was some arabic language thread so I never really looked at it. That's bad marketing!
No no no thats GOOD marketing. It means all the mods will pass this up so we can mess around un-moderated
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No no no thats GOOD marketing. It means all the mods will pass this up so we can mess around un-moderated
I was talking about visiting the thread as a private citizen, not as a representative of the authorities.
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I was talking about visiting the thread as a private citizen, not as a representative of the authorities.
Hmmm. You got a point there
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Me says: i wonder if i should take a break from school in one of the summer terms
[c=#F4AAC6][c=#D15AB0][c=#8E3AC0][c=#AD9EF5]~[/c]Nep[/c]hry[/c]~[/c] says: yep
Me says: and save up some money
Me says: or maybe i should just not go to school in the summer
Me says: yeah
Me says: i could spend the summer working
Me says: and saving
Me says: that sounds like a better plan
Me says: i might take one class
Me says: preferably online
Me says: YES
Me says: one class online
Me says: thats genius
Me says: and i could work full time
[c=#F4AAC6][c=#D15AB0][c=#8E3AC0][c=#AD9EF5]~[/c]Nep[/c]hry[/c]~[/c] says: I'm glad you had this talk with yourself
Me says: LOL
Me says: me too
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