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Old 05-02-2008, 11:44 AM
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[color="RoyalBlue"]Jamroll: ummm it wouldnt be haraam because you're treating them unequally, it would be haraam because the act is between TWO people not three....for reasons like the women arent married (it would be against islam for them to be anyway) and "threesomes" would require some kind of nudity between ppl who arent allowed to see each other unclothed...which would be ummm, haraam. duh. i dont see how "treating them fairly" has anything to do with it
The "treating them equally" part comes in because in treating your wives equally you have to give them their rights, which includes alone time. The husband is not being fair to either by having a threesome, and he's just giving into whims and desires.

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anyway all you stick-in-the-muds are taking us off topic. Take your bickering elsewhere please.
Jelly, it's not bickering. This is a discussion forum. You have the right to call something "retarded" if you want to, but then you have to allow others to disagree with your view, and counter whether it is retarded or not.
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What happened to this multi-tasking we keep hearing women are so good at, huh? Conveniently goes out of the window, eh? Call yourselves muti-taskers and can't even deliver a baby and do prayers at the same time. Pffft....excuses!!!
Haha, that reminds me of this story: Southern Muslimah: True Story
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I asked a funny religious question: Do space aliens have to be Muslims? I made it into a thread. The answers were predictable, generic and based almost entirely on the unreasonable assumption that Allah is telling us EVERYTHING.

Which gives me an idea for another thread.
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