[Jaysh]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Boy, you really didn't understand a single thing I wrote did you?

Listen, I'm a reverse fob now. I am automatically excused for misunderstanding posts.

[shadha]

JamMasterDef: Men have become weak. They have no real function. They serve no real purpose. This has led them to shirk all responsibilities, abandon their families and pursue their desires wherever they find them. They fail as protectors because the protected reject their wing. They fail as guardians, because the thieves have broken into the minds of their loved ones and left nothing to guard. They fail as providers, because their people reject their provisions. The women run from them unless they meet the checklist.

Women have become stronger, but stuck in confusion with so many responsibilites. They fail at work, because they need to tend to their families. They fail at family life because they need to go to their jobs. They have more money but more bills. They have more independence but no companion. They have freedom to bare themselves, and yet the men still run from them, seeking one more conquest after another.

The key to all things is balance. Women must return to their homes, and tend to their children. The men must return to the outside world and establish order there. The female and male energies must not fight each other. They must complement and aid each other. The Yin and the Yang must be in complete harmony.

And you Brits say us Americans are dramatic?

And I disagree with almost every point you made. Lol.


shadha-

[Jaysh]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

Men have become weak. They have no real function. They serve no real purpose. This has led them to shirk all responsibilities, abandon their families and pursue their desires wherever they find them. They fail as protectors because the protected reject their wing. They fail as guardians, because the thieves have broken into the minds of their loved ones and left nothing to guard. They fail as providers, because their people reject their provisions. The women run from them unless they meet the checklist.

Women have become stronger, but stuck in confusion with so many responsibilites. They fail at work, because they need to tend to their families. They fail at family life because they need to go to their jobs. They have more money but more bills. They have more independence but no companion. They have freedom to bare themselves, and yet the men still run from them, seeking one more conquest after another.

The key to all things is balance. Women must return to their homes, and tend to their children. The men must return to the outside world and establish order there. The female and male energies must not fight each other. They must complement and aid each other. The Yin and the Yang must be in complete harmony.

Weed is haram bro.

[Salika]

Originally Posted by Jaysh

Do you actually think that the men back in the time of the Prophet's Companions were less king-like towards their wives? LOL

Dude, we men are way too soft to you women nowadays...just go back two generations ago, and see how things were! My grandma would not even refer to my grandfather by his name, because it was considered rude; so she would call him "mia sahab" (husband sir?) and "father of fazal (their first born son)."

One can only imagine the situation before this! Keep imaging things!

I call my husband by his first name and I even have a cutesy little nickname for him.

What's he thinkin?! He should show me my place!

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by shadha

And you Brits say us Americans are dramatic?

Originally Posted by Jaysh

Weed is haram bro.

Sorry, I've just spent the last 20 minutes writing prophecies about the Golden-J Era in another thread. I'm still stuck in that mode, so most of my posts for the rest of the day will be all dramatic and profound.. and deep... kinda.

[Jaysh]

Originally Posted by Salika

I call my husband by his first name and I even have a cutesy little nickname for him.

What's he thinkin?! He should show me my place!

I will make my wife call me "The Master of the Abode".

[Jamroll]

I shall have my wife call me Herbert the Protector of All that he Surveys.

[vegetables]

you guys are weak. my wife isn't even going to be allowed to utter my name. thou shall not speak unless spoken to

[ChotooMotoo]

Jaysh, after your poo on the floor comment in another thread, I think your wife is more likely to call you "master of the commode"

Originally Posted by Jamroll

I shall have my wife call me Herbert the Protector of All that he Surveys.

You're gunna let your wife talk????? LOOSER!!!!

vegetables wins!

[Jaysh]

Originally Posted by vegetables

you guys are weak. my wife isn't even going to be allowed to utter my name. thou shall not speak unless spoken to

Oh yeah? Well, I am just going to call my wives by numbers: One, Two, Three, and Four. Number three, come here stat!

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

Jaysh, after your poo on the floor comment in another thread, I think your wife is more likely to call you "master of the commode"

Well technically if he was master of the commode he would make his deposits in the commode not on the kitchen floor. Not very masterful.

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

You're gunna let your wife talk????? LOOSER!!!!

Only in official correspondence through my private secretary. Furthermore she will only be allowed to look up after first seeking permission from obtaining a visa at the Jamrollian embassy.

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

vegetables wins!

Vegetables wins nothing! Wait, why are we performing like dancing monkeys?

[IbnMardhiyah]

Jammy, Chotoo ... gotta spread, dangnabbit

[nooni]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH @ this thread.


yea im pretty much agree with shadha on everything.

obv polygamy is halal and i have no problem if ppl wanna practice it. but as long as all parties involved are happy then who am i, or anyone else, to say anything and put them down. its for some ppl, its not for all and it was NEVER intended to be that way.

[sally]

this thread makes the feminazi in me come out

and i dont even have a feminazi in me.

[Budmano786]

see the way I see it, girls have the upper hand....if theres a guy they REALLY like and he's already married, they can still go after him...but if theres a girl that a guy really likes and she's already married, she's unapproachable