Lessons in Aqidah and a Clarification of the Absolute Position of Ahl Sunna via.....
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Lessons in Aqidah and a Clarification of the Absolute Position of Ahl Sunna via the Salaf and the Khalaf: An Argument with A Doubter and My Putting Him in Check!
Note: this is a transcript of an actual battle that took place between Imam Suhaib Webb and, well, let’s just says the names have been changed to protect the innocent. It was clear, at the end of the day, that the pure creed had been preserved and the face of Ahl-Sunna left untarnished.
“Can I have chocolate milk baba!”
“No! It’s too early! If you eat it you won’t be strong and you’ll get holes in your teeth!”
“But, Spider Man is strong baba!”
“Yes, indeed.”
“He’s stonger than you. Your fat!”
“No comment………….”
“Does he eat chocolate milk baba?”
“I’m not sure. “Maybe, emm pizza?”
“We are strong and Allah is strong right baba?”
“emmm good question pass the milk. Allah is the source of all our strength.”
Deep contemplation as chocolate milk slips down his chin
“Would you like me to tell you the story of a real super-hero?”
“Okay [rolls his eyes as if to say, here goes my preacher dad again. Am I really gonna have to live with this another 20 years or so?”]
“Once there was a man who people hated because he lived and called to what was right. They hated him so much that they put him in a fire.”
“A fire!”
“Yes, a real big one! You could see it from really far!”
“Eyes widen as cereal begins to take an effect”
“They threw him in the fire and you know what!?”
“What?”
“Allah made the fire to cool for him and he was having a good time in the fire. Like you do when you eat Cheetos and play Hot wheels… chilllin man!”
“What was his name? He had Hotwheelzzz?”
“Ibrahim [pbuh]! He is one of my heroes. In fact, he is a Prophet!”
“Nice story baba.”
As the spoons splashed in the bowls and the noise of Cairo began to seep thought the walls, it was now clear that the creed of Ahl-Sunna had been protected by Imam Suhaib Webb. However, stay around as our questioner is likely to show up again with a slew of other questions. Please pray that Imam Suhaib will be able to use is Azhari training to continue to save the Ummah.
For those of you who came here to find out the latest scoop, Aqidah battle or whatever there is one simple message for you: Do something better with your time: go pray duha, memorize hadith, tell your spouse you love em, pat your kids on the head, something anything besides acting criminal.
SDW
Greatest article ever!
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
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