Why don't Sunnis fight Celtic Druids?

[rahat]

I have noticed that Sunnis never fight Celtic Druids. This points to an inherent flaw in Sunnism and all Sunnis that prove they are both evil and unworthy.

In all the wars Sunnis have fought, they have never directed their aggression against celtic druids.

In fact, I know lots of Celtic Druids that Sunnis have never personally fought and I think its ridiculous that Sunnis dont engage in random wars against a random religion.

I mean look at this highly acclaimed quote from a wikipedia article that proves that I am an expert on this topic:

The Celtic communities that Druids served were polytheistic. They also show signs of animism, in their reverence for various aspects of the natural world, such as the land, sea and sky,[4] and their veneration of other aspects of nature, such as sacred trees and groves (the oak and hazel were particularly revered), tops of hills, streams, lakes and plants such as the mistletoe.[5] Fire was regarded as a symbol of several divinities and was associated with cleansing. Purported ritual killing and human sacrifice were aspects of druidic culture that shocked classical writers.[6]

Druid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


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[Jaysh]

You're hilarious.

The issue is that your sect never waged a single real war against anyone except the Muslims.

[proudtobemuslim]

Jaysh said

You're hilarious.

The issue is that your sect never waged a single real war against anyone except the Muslims.

did someone drop you on your head when you were a kid?

1920 revolution? or Iran-Russian war? or Crusaders when the Fatimids fought them (I'm talking about before Nouraldin's time)? or Hizbollah driving Israel out of southern Lebanon? etc etc.

The fact of the matter is in 99% of cases the so-called Muslims can act more violently and viciously and malignantly towards the Shia (and other Muslims) and especially the innocent people of Iraq than the 'dirty evil infidel Joohs' do. Why would Shias want to fight your dirty and illegitimate wars for (such as for the Taliban in Afghanistan, for the genocidal Sudanese in Sudan, for the terrorists in Algeria and Pakistan etc.)

[Jaysh]

proudtobemuslim said

did someone drop you on your head when you were a kid?

1920 revolution? or Iran-Russian war? or Crusaders when the Fatimids fought them (I'm talking about before Nouraldin's time)? or Hizbollah driving Israel out of southern Lebanon? etc etc.

The Fatimids are an invalid example, because they sought an alliance with the Crusaders against the Muslims. It is rather a proof for those who wish to show a pattern of treachery.

As for your other examples, do you have any not from contemporary times?

As for the 1920s revolution, this is not a war, but a rebellion against imperial rule. And it was in Iraq, not Iran. And it was Sunnis and Shias involved in that. In fact, the Kurds had a greater role than anyone else.

As for the Iran-Russian war, can you please provide a link describing this war? I am not challenging this; I just want to know what war this was.

As for Hezbollah, I'm not talking about terrorist groups.

[Rambo]

it is simply because most saudis are obese and eat way too much

[dreamdeferred]

rahat said

I have noticed that Sunnis never fight Celtic Druids. This points to an inherent flaw in Sunnism and all Sunnis that prove they are both evil and unworthy.

In all the wars Sunnis have fought, they have never directed their aggression against celtic druids.

In fact, I know lots of Celtic Druids that Sunnis have never personally fought and I think its ridiculous that Sunnis dont engage in random wars against a random religion.

I mean look at this highly acclaimed quote from a wikipedia article that proves that I am an expert on this topic:

The Celtic communities that Druids served were polytheistic. They also show signs of animism, in their reverence for various aspects of the natural world, such as the land, sea and sky,[4] and their veneration of other aspects of nature, such as sacred trees and groves (the oak and hazel were particularly revered), tops of hills, streams, lakes and plants such as the mistletoe.[5] Fire was regarded as a symbol of several divinities and was associated with cleansing. Purported ritual killing and human sacrifice were aspects of druidic culture that shocked classical writers.[6]

Druid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


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Wow.....that's actually hilarious.

[Revert]

They don't fight them because Celtic druids were usually protected by Celtic warriors all drunk on Mead.

No one wants to mess with a drunk Scotsman.

[hijabihoodlum]

obviously because of your mother.

[MossadConspiracy]

They killed all the druids already, thats why

[Khairan]

Revert said

They don't fight them because Celtic druids were usually protected by Celtic warriors all drunk on Mead.

No one wants to mess with a drunk Scotsman.

Especially not with this guy:

[dreamdeferred]

Khairan said

Especially not with this guy:

DUNCAN MACLEOD!!!


There can only be one

[rahat]

Jaysh said

You're hilarious.

The issue is that your sect never waged a single real war against anyone except the Muslims.

You act like we should be more warlike and murderous. We only fought a few defensive wars, upon being attacked. Otherwise Shia Fiqh forbids offensive wars without our Imam's explicit instructions. We are quite proud of having a millenia long history of peace and good relations.

For example, as much as many insist that Iran is evil: Iran has never attacked any of its neighbors for atleast 400 years.

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rahat

[wheelworks]

I was just reading Asterix the other day...

[ChotooMotoo]

Revert said

They don't fight them because Celtic druids were usually protected by Celtic warriors all drunk on Mead.

No one wants to mess with a drunk Scotsman.

guys in skirts without underwear

[Hamzandwich]

OH Druids. I thought this thread was about DROIDS.

Celtic Droids from Star Wars? Must have been in the reject pile. Or maybe because Sunnis kicked their ass they weren't in the movies.