[YOUSUFofSD]

If you thought the tagline was bad, wait until you read the story!


13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers


A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered
two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud
and given a three year community order.


Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering
an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and
took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing
"Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send
extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.


The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting
officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play
Xbox than get down to business.


Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery
clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos
had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks
and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big
score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some
relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous
electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and
the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was
his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father,
a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise
trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the
thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told
the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth
working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow
those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right
to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the
Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.












WOW

[ShotgunMessiah]

Well, he's on the right track to be a politician, spending someone else's money to order hookers.

I wonder what server he plays on.

[LEGALEAGLE]

Originally Posted by YOUSUFofSD

If you thought the tagline was bad, wait until you read the story!


13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers


A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered
two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud
and given a three year community order.


Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering
an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and
took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing
"Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send
extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.


The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting
officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play
Xbox than get down to business.


Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery
clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos
had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks
and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big
score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some
relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous
electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and
the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was
his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father,
a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise
trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the
thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told
the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth
working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow
those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right
to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the
Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


WOW

I can see where they got the confidence

[Hanbali]

lol @ the fact that he wants to become a politician. I think he is heading down the right path.

EDIT: never mind, someone beat me to this comment.

[LEGALEAGLE]

Originally Posted by Hanbali

lol @ the fact that he wants to become a politician. I think he is heading down the right path.

EDIT: never mind, someone beat me to this comment.

I'm not surprised the usual path from law is into politics

[afrakabob]

those are some really expensive hookers

[Salika]

Originally Posted by afrakabob

those are some really expensive hookers

escort girls are a different class of prostitutes, they are expensive. (um, I read an article about it)

[slime]

hahhaah they told the girls they were little people cuz they knew they wouldn't be discriminated against?

[sumiyia]

hahahahahahahahaa....

[Variable]

sounds like someone needed some boundaries.

[psychoteddybear]

Lol!!!!!!!!!

[Spice]

I wish I could be the one to discipline this little sucker.

[frosama]

so wrong yet so funny. Sounds like something the Onion would post.

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by YOUSUFofSD

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

LOL! Well, I think the PC terms are going a little far. I was perfectly happy with vertically challenged.

[YOUSUFofSD]

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the
Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.


wow, lol...thats when they sensed something was up...