Britney Spears is Dating a South Asian Guy?

[Kona_Silat]

The guy's name is Adnan Gillib.. it sounds like he came from a Muslim family in the UK.

*snip*

[ChotooMotoo]

sounds like he's her paid choufer... meaning expensive cab driver.

[MossadConspiracy]

OH SNAP SON

[Anderson]

[Jamroll]

Sounds like al-Qaeda.

[Sabz]

Wow puts a whole new meaning to wanting a Brit's passport

[ChotooMotoo]

Jamroll said

Sounds like al-Qaeda.

dude... you KNOW Osama's got to want a taste of THAT!

[sally]

Sabz said

Wow puts a whole new meaning to wanting a Brit's passport

haaaaaaaaaahhaahahaahahahahahhaa

[Kona_Silat]

Anderson said

LOL!!! Reparations for the Pakistannis..LOL

[Kona_Silat]

Adnan Ghalib, the 35-year-old photographer that is currently holed up with Britney Spears, is arranging deals to sell exclusive photos of Britney. Adnan offered pictures to British tabloids yesterday with a price tag of $1 million, according to the Daily Mail:

The images were taken after Spears managed to check herself out of a secure unit at an LA hospital where she had been sensationally taken by police after taking her own children hostage in a custody row with her estranged husband Kevin Federline.
It is not known whether Miss Spears is aware that her new companion is now trying to turn a quick profit on their relationship.
Some sources suggested last night that she may even be in on the deal, in so doing making a profit for herself and also being able to control which pictures of her go out.

Adnan also took pictures of him and Britney together that could be used for blackmail:

It was during this three-day Bonnie and Clyde-style trip that Ghalib took various sets of pictures of Britney in their hotel suite, and videos of them together. Some sources suggest the videos were of an "extremely intimate or even sexual" in nature. Which might leave Miss Spears in rather a compromised position should they break up.

Wait, you mean Adnan isn’t stricken by Britney’s beauty and personality? I’m completely shocked. That’s absolutely preposterous. For once I thought Britney found true love. Instead she found a guy that just wanted to videotape them doing it. Actually that’s how I define true love, but I don’t think it applies in this case. Or maybe it does? I’d have to see these tapes to decide. Adnan, buddy, if I can direct you to the "Contact" button in the top right corner….

[Jamroll]

Wait, let me get this straight. She willingly went and allowed some paparazzi to sleep with her, and videotape it? Is she cracked? Wait, don't answer that.

[wheelworks]

What happened to his beard?...

[Jamroll]

wheelworks said

What happened to his beard?...

Oh, that's not a beard. Someone ran over his chin on a bike.

[wheelworks]

Jamroll said

Oh, that's not a beard. Someone ran over his chin on a bike.

Oh I see. I guess he hasn't taken a bath for awhile then huh

[ChotooMotoo]

Jamroll said

Oh, that's not a beard. Someone ran over his chin on a bike.

hmmmm... I wonder who on earth did that..... who do we know who brags about their cycling skills... jeee...