shortest books ever written by islamicans

sally · #1 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:07 AM

basically you make up book titles that are the opposite of what an islamican is like

we had this on the old islamica..it was HILARIOUS. sigh.

anyways i mean something like

How to Exist Less Noticeably - Tips from My Past Life as a Spy in the Soviet Union by wheelworks

wheelworks · #2 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sally

basically you make up book titles that are the opposite of what an islamican is like

we had this on the old islamica..it was HILARIOUS. sigh.

anyways i mean something like

How to Exist Less Noticeably - Tips from My Past Life as a Spy in the Soviet Union by wheelworks

How to get married - Tips on finding the perfect partner for lyfe by Sally whateverherlastnameis

Spice · #3 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:17 AM

"Original" by sally.

sixpakistan · #4 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:20 AM

nice thread. where'd you get the idea from?

i suspect most of the posts will be rehashes of the previous thread

anyway..

"Original Thread Ideas" by Sally

"A Sri Lankan Islamican's Guide to Being Cool & Likeable" by Wheelworks

"Low Key: Letting Others Blow Your Horn For You" by IbnMardhiyah

"Abs of Steel" by Sixpakistan & Jamroll

"The Simple Handbook for Healthy Eating" by ChotooMotoo

"A Woman's Guide to Emotional Stability Through Hormone Control" - FPH thread

"Micromanagement Techniques" by Azher

"The Big & Tall Shoppers Directory" by itz_not_me_itzzu

"How to Avoid Being an Insufferable, Incoherent Retard" by roberto

hijabihoodlum · #5 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:37 AM

awesome. of course, i'm too slow to be able to come up with titles.

sally · #6 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:37 AM

'Why I'm SO Incredibly Proud to be an American' by Kaminyu

'The Art of Resisting the Temptation to Rewrite the Grammatical Rules of a Language Centuries Old' by sixpakistan

follow up book

'How to Successfully Market an Otherwise Absolute Failure of a Book About the Grammatical Correctness of Memoni' by sixpakistan

'Practice GED Exams' by PhDGirl

sixpakistan · #7 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:40 AM

"How to Speak Memoni" by Sally

sally · #8 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:43 AM

'101 Reasons to Refrain from Arranged Marriage' by zakk

'Jelly' by Jamroll

sally · #9 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:51 AM

'The Importance and Virtue of Maintaining Brevity When Educating the World About Ones Heritage' by sixpakistan

'Mocking the Dead: It's Just Not Funny' by jinnzaman

wheelworks · #10 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:52 AM

How to hunt Ninjas - By Wolfn

Deel · #11 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by wheelworks

How to get married - Tips on finding the perfect partner for lyfe by Sally whateverherlastnameis

shadha · #12 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 11:01 AM

Humility for Dummies by Ibn

Racism Can Be Funny: A How to Guide to Telling Hilarious Racist Jokes by Timbit

The Wonderful World of Saudi Society by zzze

The Beauty and Rich History of the Desi Culture by Got5

Marriage Guide: How to Halalify the Kafir Meat by Kona

The Great Southern Wall of the USA by Bluestar

English Mother****** Do You Speak it?! by Shahrukh

Discovering my Jewish Heritage by heba

Big is Beautiful: Shake What Yo Mama Gave Ya! by lollol

Tearing Down the Fence by Jamroll

The Importance of Hadith by AceofHearts co-written by ameen with an introductury by shadha

shadha-

sixpakistan · #13 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 11:02 AM

"Occam's Razor Applied to Current Events" by Kaminyu

shadha · #14 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 11:07 AM

Walt Disney on Crack: The Architecture of Dubai by Wolfn

Dancing is for Heathens by Variable

You Noe Nothing: How To Write Proper English by nooni

shadha-

sally · #15 (**permalink**) 03-05-2008, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by shadha

Walt Disney on Crack: The Architecture of Dubai by Wolfn

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