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I live on the opposite end. SO thats about 8 hours by plain? And a few days drive. (week).
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People can ask me questions too.
I don't bite. 
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MuslimZ: what's your favourite book?
Laimuun: have you found any good names yet? Bengolis do this thing where they give their child a good name and a normal name (that everyone other than their extended family calls them). Would you do that?
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Jamroll: Why the name Jamroll and how often do you actually eat jamrolls?
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Well, I suppose now is a good a time as any to tell the world, that the name Jamroll is actually a distortion of my real name which is Jamrul Din. If you say Jamrul fast, it sounds like jamroll, hence the nick.
I must admit I am disloyal to jamrolls. I actually loooove chocolate, so I like to eat chocolate rolls. Ain't no jam. *hangs head in shame*
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LOL nice thread!
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Well, I suppose now is a good a time as any to tell the world, that the name Jamroll is actually a distortion of my real name which is Jamrul Din. If you say Jamrul fast, it sounds like jamroll, hence the nick.
I must admit I am disloyal to jamrolls. I actually loooove chocolate, so I like to eat chocolate rolls. Ain't no jam. *hangs head in shame*
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Aww, defenitely.
Infact I just met a very old Islamican Sister today, who was visiting Dubai for four days. We had breakfast together.  [Im not sure any of you remember sillyfeet/salsool ]
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assalamu alaykum
zakk: did you know ibnmardiyah is in love with you? Yep, I had a dream about it
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OOOOOOHHHHH!!!! A questions thread!!!
I have a general question:
The person who administers and exam is called a Proctor
A doctor who examines butts is called a Proctologist
Are the two related?
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zakk: did you know ibnmardiyah is in love with you? Yep, I had a dream about it
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OOOOOOHHHHH!!!! A questions thread!!!
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The person who administers and exam is called a Proctor
A doctor who examines butts is called a Proctologist
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Yes.
Proctologists must swim upstream in order to find suitable mates. After doing so, they give birth to proctors and shortly die thereafter, their bodies consumed by their own young. 
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zakk: did you know ibnmardiyah is in love with you? Yep, I had a dream about it
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Hi honey. I had a dream last week that I had quintuplets. Needless to say, neither your dream nor mine has any basis in reality. 
Also, if you're having dreams that are THAT crazy, maybe you're pregnant........ 
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Yes.
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Hodja picked up a bunch of grapes, cut it up into pieces and gave each child a piece.
"You have so much, but you gave us so little," the children complained.
"There is no difference whether you have a basketful or a small piece. They all taste the same," Hodja remarked.
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oh i also forgot
Bluey: Were you born in the UAE?
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Children saw Hodja coming from the vineyard with 2 basketfuls of grapes on his donkey, gathered around him and asked him to give them some.
Hodja picked up a bunch of grapes, cut it up into pieces and gave each child a piece.
"You have so much, but you gave us so little," the children complained.
"There is no difference whether you have a basketful or a small piece. They all taste the same," Hodja remarked.
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