[zakk]

oh, and there goes the edit!

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by zakk

I bought it just for you.

Ji, Zakku maa.. bahut accha inaam hai, shukria.

*shakes head sadly*

Reminds me of when she bought Hanif a Barbie Doll for a graduation present after he got his masters.

Originally Posted by zakk

btw. menopause jokes are kind of lame in this instance.

Yeah, the idea of me suffering from PMS makes so much more sense than the idea of you being menopausal :P

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by zakk

oh, and there goes the edit!

i edited my post before you edited your post

[sixpakistan]

an ode to zakk:


once upon a time on a forum islamic
lived a woman who thought she was a comic
from age, her mind was catatonic
mad with power was the senile old schlep
yet revered she was, and mighty in rep
chewing their cuds, the sheep dared not step
from fear of the mad queen they remained meek
lest she squawk and peck them with her hyderabadi beak
now in this tragic scenario arrived a handsome impresario
unmatched in studliness, a bearded lothario
"i am memon!" he proclaimed, "and i run isht up in this mug!"
"begone, olde woman, before i roll you up in a rug!"
seeing this, the plebes, they gained heart
they entered her thread, and started tearing it apart
the old queen shrieked like an angry churail
but the cries of "budtameez!" and threats of chappals were to no avail
exiled she was with the following proclamation:
"zakk is whack! big up, folk nation!"
this is a story that all should learn well from
the moral being: never cross this memon

the end

[Jaysh]

I might meet The Zakk tomorrow.

[Jaysh]

Originally Posted by sixpakistan

an ode to zakk:


once upon a time on a forum islamic
lived a woman who thought she was a comic
from age, her mind was catatonic
mad with power was the senile old schlep
yet revered she was, and mighty in rep
chewing their cuds, the sheep dared not step
from fear of the mad queen they remained meek
lest she squawk and peck them with her hyderabadi beak
now in this tragic scenario arrived a handsome impresario
unmatched in studliness, a bearded lothario
"i am memon!" he proclaimed, "and i run isht up in this mug!"
"begone, olde woman, before i roll you up in a rug!"
seeing this, the plebes, they gained heart
they entered her thread, and started tearing it apart
the old queen shrieked like an angry churail
but the cries of "budtameez!" and threats of chappals were to no avail
exiled she was with the following proclamation:
"zakk is whack! big up, folk nation!"
this is a story that all should learn well from
the moral being: never cross this memon

the end

What a loser.

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by Jaysh

What a loser.

Aww.. Don't be so hard on her.

[zakk]

go away, sixpak. I have more pressing concerns than your need to battle rap with the best of the best.

Jaysh, you had me confused for a second. But I'm not attending that event.

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by zakk

go away, sixpak. I have more pressing concerns than your need to battle rap with the best of the best.

Jaysh, you had me confused for a second. But I'm not attending that event.

I might meet him though insha Allah. Zakk want me to chappal him for you?

[sixpakistan]

Originally Posted by zakk

go away, sixpak. I have more pressing concerns than your need to battle rap with the best of the best.

that wasn't a rap, it was a poem