[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by sally

Well, I flew. And this experience topped the last one in weirdness.

Well what happened? Did someone get drunk or something?

[sally]

We get on our connecting flight to our final destination, and the crew announces their whole, welcome aboard blah blah. At the end, one crew member is like, 'And we're starving so if anyone has a slice of pecan pie, we've got a craving so please let us have some'

This is the day before Thanksgiving btw.

Anyway so my 12 year old brother is real loud and all like, 'I have a slice!' and I guess the crew was really old/tired/wannabe funny and they took that as liberty to kid around with us because they would just now stop cracking really stupid and unprofessional jokes with us. Just the 4 people out of my family, mainly myself and my brother, out of the entire plane. It was so awkward. They took it too far. At one point I got annoyed because they wouldn't stop picking on my brother, and he's a semi shy kid (I don't even know how he got the guts to say what he had about the slice of pie earlier) so I was like, I just wanna tell them them our cats do bite on command (we were flying with our two kittens in a carrier). I was going to say that, except they started messing with my brother again and so he was like, 'You know, my cats bite on demand' and they're all like ooooh really insert lame joke blah blah blah.

I was really tired and wanted them to shut up and leave us alone already, so I was kinda trying to ignore them except at one point I heard one of the crew member guys that was annoying us get on the loud speaker thing and be like, 'Ladies and gentlemen, if there are any social workers on the plane, I would like to let you know that the two juvenile runaways you're looking for are in seats 5C and 5D'

And I'm literally like, WHAT THE HELL? Who does that? Yeah, he was talking about us. I got soooo freaking annoyed. So the next time they passed by I was like, nice one..but I'm not a juvenile, I'm almost 21. And they're like, oh, that doesn't matter in [insert state we were flying into] because there, you're a juvenile until 30. So my brother goes to the guy like, I guess that means you're way past your juvenile years. And he was like ha ha.

I was glad it was only like a 56 minute flight but it felt like forever and a half. Toward the end of the flight I guess the crew felt bad about messing with us, so the smart mouthed guy goes to the back and grabs a bunch of in flight snacks and just gives them to my whole family and is like, keep it, keep it. As if that's supposed to make us love them or something. Then he went back and got more snacks, and so now we have a lifetime supply of Deltas gourmet Biscoff cookies or whatever. They taste crappy tho.

When it was time to get off, I stayed back because I had my cats and I thought it'd be best to leave in the end because everyone's in a hurry and pushing and getting out their luggage from the compartments, etc so I noticed everybody and their mom was walking past the aisles just staring at me. At one point I got so fed up that I was like, uh yeah I'm not really a runaway, and the woman just grinned nervously and went her way. And obviously we're all dressed as Muslims. I hate being put on the spotlight, and don't like attention from random strangers because of my Muslimness. It's gotten old and predictable.

I get off as one of the last people, walk into the airport terminal and obviously the crew got off as well so they were right behind us. One of the annoying crew members comes up to my mom and is like, you have a beautiful family blah blah blah intelligent children blah blah blah and my mom is just like yeah ok. We were really annoyed by all of them, or haven't I said that enough times already? Anyway my dad is like, yeah I'm going to write to Delta about you. She's like, oh really, something good I hope? And he's like uh huh. And she walked off nervously.

The end.

[displaced]

that's obnoxious, sal..they took a joke way too far.

[wheelworks]

It takes all sorts of stewards and stewardesses to make up the airline industry donchaknow

[socceroni67]

that went too far with theLOL
because it didn't make me LOL
it made
- jk

4 u

[sally]

i can't decide if i should change my phone number or not. it's a really good number, but it's haunted or something. it always has the weirdest issues. for a while, my old home phone couldn't get through to my cell even though they were the same area code. and then, and this one is a complaint that has been an issue ever since i got the number, a lot of people call me and it goes to voicemail. i called my provider and they thought this was really weird and have no idea why it happens and said they'd waive the phone number changing fee for me because there's nothing they can do

this is sooo retarded. i actually like my number

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by sally

i can't decide if i should change my phone number or not. it's a really good number, but it's haunted or something. it always has the weirdest issues. for a while, my old home phone couldn't get through to my cell even though they were the same area code. and then, and this one is a complaint that has been an issue ever since i got the number, a lot of people call me and it goes to voicemail. i called my provider and they thought this was really weird and have no idea why it happens and said they'd waive the phone number changing fee for me because there's nothing they can do

this is sooo retarded. i actually like my number

The issue is probably with your cellphone or provider donchaknow

[sally]

Yeah probably. I'm going to go buy a new Sim card soon.

Anyways, I just edited the most terribly written paper (Not mine, thankfully)

[sally]

i faaaaaaail to understand why the new year is SUCH a big deal. um, it's just a shift in the calendar..

also if the birth of jesus christ is supposed to mark the start of the new year then why is it happening like 7 days later? maybe there's a logical explanation if i google for it but i dont really see it on my own so maybe i dont need no google to tell me stuff.

also im about to watch an indian movie. i just dont know which one. well actually im a few minutes into 300 and i'm supposed to love action/historic type movies but im not feeling it right now.

my friends want me to start blogging again. MAYBE. maybe. hmm. i dont know. what to the ever, man.

i wish the dumb fireworks would STHU. i live in an area with noooooooo noise whatsoever, traffic or otherwise..no birds even which is sorta sad because bird noise is cute but still, i'm annoyed by the dumb fireworks. even tho fireworks are really cute and i like watching them. but i dont wanna hear no stupid noises, thanks.

in other news, apparently im turning into a workaholic or something but i doubt it's true. but i've been told that. but whatever. i'm not tired or exhausted or anything. i just feel like i'm neglecting my cats tho. when i come home they're like allllllll extra loving. it's adorable. sigh. :loves attention:

i had some niqabis come into work today. it was interesting stuff.

[iSHi]

Sal what exactly do you do?! I think you told me once(long time ago in yester-year) but I've seem to forgot.

[sally]

Originally Posted by iSHi

Sal what exactly do you do?! I think you told me once(long time ago in yester-year) but I've seem to forgot.

actually this is my third job i work at an all womens gym and try to convince women to start working out. it's like sorta counseling? i dunno. my major in school is psych and exercise science..so i guess that works? and ill also work them out and work out with them if they want. um, but i cant really do all that full time cuz im not certified or anything...so i need to step it up and start studying for that hardcore. but it's like the hardest exam ever ok not really but still. PRAY FOR ME!

[MuslimZ]

Originally Posted by sally

i faaaaaaail to understand why the new year is SUCH a big deal. um, it's just a shift in the calendar..

also if the birth of jesus christ is supposed to mark the start of the new year then why is it happening like 7 days later? maybe there's a logical explanation if i google for it but i dont really see it on my own so maybe i dont need no google to tell me stuff.

also im about to watch an indian movie. i just dont know which one. well actually im a few minutes into 300 and i'm supposed to love action/historic type movies but im not feeling it right now.

my friends want me to start blogging again. MAYBE. maybe. hmm. i dont know. what to the ever, man.

i wish the dumb fireworks would STHU. i live in an area with noooooooo noise whatsoever, traffic or otherwise..no birds even which is sorta sad because bird noise is cute but still, i'm annoyed by the dumb fireworks. even tho fireworks are really cute and i like watching them. but i dont wanna hear no stupid noises, thanks.

in other news, apparently im turning into a workaholic or something but i doubt it's true. but i've been told that. but whatever. i'm not tired or exhausted or anything. i just feel like i'm neglecting my cats tho. when i come home they're like allllllll extra loving. it's adorable. sigh. :loves attention:

i had some niqabis come into work today. it was interesting stuff.

Oh my, you have become a grumpy old man .

[iSHi]

Originally Posted by sally

actually this is my third job i work at an all womens gym and try to convince women to start working out. it's like sorta counseling? i dunno. my major in school is psych and exercise science..so i guess that works? and ill also work them out and work out with them if they want. um, but i cant really do all that full time cuz im not certified or anything...so i need to step it up and start studying for that hardcore. but it's like the hardest exam ever ok not really but still. PRAY FOR ME!

i'A. Okay yea I think it was different job, but I wish there was an all womens gym here. I'd feel less shy to go. All we have is Curves. The gym is smaller than my apartment, literally. Anyways, I'm sure you pass the that test. Stop stressing and worrying so much, or is that why you work out so much.one day i'll take my own advise.

[sally]

Originally Posted by MuslimZ

Oh my, you have become a grumpy old man .

if i'm a grumpy old man, then what does that make you?

Originally Posted by iSHi

i'A. Okay yea I think it was different job, but I wish there was an all womens gym here. I'd feel less shy to go. All we have is Curves. The gym is smaller than my apartment, literally. Anyways, I'm sure you pass the that test. Stop stressing and worrying so much, or is that why you work out so much.one day i'll take my own advise.

PM me your zipcode. i'll see if we've got affiliates.

curves is sooooooooooooooooooooooo gay. i hate it forever. ok. not really. i mean i guess its ok. ok im kidding. it sucks.

there need to be more all womens gyms around, definitely..yo.

and no im not stressing about the test much..because im a slacker when it comes to studying. you can only stress when you study and realize you cant retain nothin'..i havent gotten to that point yet. OOOh snap.

human anatomy is beautiful and so complex and cool but like man, there's too much

[hijabihoodlum]

i think you should blog. just dont type 'like' too much in the blog.