ATTN: Islamican Chicks, Islamica's heart throb is getting married

[Jaysh]

This just in. Former bad boy model turned pious Islamican blogger has officially announced plans to get married, insha-Allah. Please women of the world, keep your mourning to the official iddat period and no longer....And no matam, nor wailing....All that is a part of jahiliyyah.

Please do congratulate my homie on his upcoming shadhi.......There is now going to be a Mrs. Speare! (I checked and made sure he was marrying a girl and not a guy...never knew for sure with that guy.)

(It's Sheik speare.)

May Allah [swt] bless their marriage.

[skamed]

Jaysh said

This just in. Former bad boy model turned pious Islamican blogger has officially announced plans to get married, insha-Allah. Please women of the world, keep your mourning to the official iddat period and no longer....And no matam, nor wailing....All that is a part of jahiliyyah.

Please do congratulate my homie on his upcoming shadhi.......There is now going to be a Mrs. Speare! (I checked and made sure he was marrying a girl and not a guy...never knew for sure with that guy.)

(It's Sheik speare.)

May Allah [swt] bless their marriage.

Congratulations! Is the girl an Islamican too?

[Jaysh]

skamed said

Congratulations! Is the girl an Islamican too?

no idea.

[Faithy]

lol, I thought you were talking about yourself Jaysh

Congrats sheikh speare!! May Allah [swt] bless your marriage with happiness for many many many years to come insh'Allah

[Laimuun]

congrats! may Allah grant you both the best in this life and the next.

[afrakabob]

congrats! may Allah bless your marriage!

[Kona_Silat]

Jaysh said

no idea.

Is it an Islamican guy? (Jinnzaman, you, MaleFashionista, etc.)

[ChotooMotoo]

Mubarak! that's awesome!

(I thought this was about Jaysh as well, but SheikhSpeare getting married is also good)

You next boy

[Jaysh]

ChotooMotoo said

You next boy

May Allah [swt] make it so. I will be at Sheik Speare's wedding and will try to catch the bouquet of flowers. But anyways, this thread is not about my desperate state of affairs lol...It's Sheik Speare's celebration thread!

Kona, according to all credible reports: it's a female he is marrying. But anyways, ER beds across the nation have become full to capacity due to women trying to commit suicide due to this news. Very tough day.

[ChotooMotoo]

Jaysh said

May Allah [swt] make it so. I will be at Sheik Speare's wedding and try to catch the bouquet of flowers.

what kind of bida Eurocentric crap is that? you should try to catch a chapal instead

[Jaysh]

You're so fast at replying, Chotoo!!!! Never get my edits through!

[ChotooMotoo]

Jaysh said

You're so fast at replying, Chotoo!!!! Never get my edits through!

always made me wonder.... when they put the bat sign up to call batman... what if they put it up, but then 1 minute after they put it up they took it down, he arrives and they are all "Oh hey budy, false alarm" what would batman do? Does he slow down his reacton time because of these false alarms, then one day it's real, 50 people die before batman can save the day, and everyone get's upset "if only batman had been 5 minutes earlier"

[jinnzaman]

Mabrook! Thats awesome!

[zzze]

mabrook

[shadha]

Congrats.

And yeah, my mouth literally dropping thinking the post was about Jaysh.


shadha-