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Girls would your marry a guy who is dumb and stupid? this is a serious question.
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assalamu alaykum
well, someone married you.
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Would the husband's name be Rambo?
Sorry, I couldn't resist
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yeah!
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hahahaha classic Rambo.
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Dang I really did jinx Rambo's disappearance from Islamica
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obviously, for most people, the answer would be no.
wa salam
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Although,
not quite the same thing but I did have an eighty-something year old patient the other day who was so demented that he couldn't even remember how to swallow his food or drink properly. ...he has a wife who is in her twenties, and THEY have a three year old kid.
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assalamu alaykum
erm..did you meet his wife? |
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No, one of the people at the hospital, who's been taking care of him for some years, told me.
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assalamu alaykum
....you haven't mentioned that he's rich. Which would be the obvious reason..how strange. |
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wow.....just wow....
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Marrying a demented dude several decades older than you AND having a kid with him just so you can get his cash when he loops it? That's hardcore. |
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assalamu alaykum
She's probably been expecting him to die for years, the kid was probably a way of ensuring inheritance and a way of showing her commitment. or..he could have an amazing mind...yes. |
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I defy anyone who could find me a man who wasn't dumb and stupid in some ways.
I'm afraid we aren't left with much choice.
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