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Old 09-20-2008, 03:59 AM
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Dad dont like you not for any good reason other than for some odd reason he thinks your shia when your not and when u tell him your not he thinks ur lying and when u get someone from ur mosque to tell him your not he thinks its a conspiricy.
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Absolutely not, how barbaric!

4 months at the most.
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Old 09-20-2008, 06:44 AM
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Old 09-20-2008, 06:50 AM
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Why would he think you're shia?
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Why would he think you're shia?

When you, if you ever, get a father in law, you will truly understand.



I just recently got married and let me tell you, I would rather have got beaten up than have met my father in law.


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Old 09-20-2008, 07:54 AM
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I actually know someone who did something similar.
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Absolutely not, how barbaric!

4 months at the most.
hahahaha i know right after 4 he would start to get rope burn.
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Why would he think you're shia?
Because my father is from iran and because he is lebanese and i guess a lil paranoid since u get so many shias over there, maybe the whole hezbollah thing with the machine guns and head bands made him slightly adverse to them?
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^ stop lying sensrule
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stop lying? oh i get it thats why every one rated you as a jackass.
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^ you are sensrule
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Default Re: Would u tie up your wife to be's father for 6 months so someone else can be the w

here i made a thread about u: http://www.islamicaweb.com/forums/me...tml#post226995
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Default Re: Would u tie up your wife to be's father for 6 months so someone else can be the w

Was I the only one who had to read the thread title thrice to understand the question?

But it's hilarious [And slightly unfathomable]. An image comes of a plump bald angry man with a mustache tied up. Sorry.

I mean really, what about things like food and water? Four months?!

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Tied his father-in-law? No way!
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Just remember guys, you're all going to be fathers in law one day
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i thought this thread was about tying your wife
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