[CaptainHairyNeck]

Ya lets get back to how getting married leads to free labor...

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by CaptainHairyNeck

Salaam

Why the Jahannum would she need jewelry when shes pregnant or sick?!? Maybe medicine and food and attention sure, but in the end shes given me more free labor so it all works out for me in the end dosn't it eh! Lifes amazing, give a little get alot Muahahhahahahha!

TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER DUH!!! Jewelry isn't the only thing, she might needs pints of ice cream, back rubs, all the other things you referred to as "fuel". You phail.

Labor isn't free. You have to pay the hospital bill, and insurance premiums. If you want it to be free, be warned that you're risking having neither baby, nor wife.

[CaptainHairyNeck]

*shrugs* whats a phail...
alright you win, theres no such thing as free labor

cheap labor!

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by CaptainHairyNeck

*shrugs* whats a phail...
alright you win, theres no such thing as free labor

cheap labor!

A phail is a twist of the word "fail". People are funny like that

[ChotooMotoo]

Originally Posted by CaptainHairyNeck

*shrugs* whats a phail...

alright you win, theres no such thing as free labor

cheap labor!

cheap labor FTW!!!



you gotta start with child labor though, if you wait until they're teenagers, they get unruly and ask for money...

[CaptainHairyNeck]

Originally Posted by ChotooMotoo

cheap labor FTW!!!



you gotta start with child labor though, if you wait until they're teenagers, they get unruly and ask for money...

Agreed, I mean like 2 meals a day and a cardboard box over their head aint enough!

[zeyneddine]

man, i hope she's a good cook. I think thats one of the best pro's of marriage. Good food.
and oh, you dont need to go the gym
and i'd have a free punching bug