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06-06-2008, 09:05 PM
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why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
you're never gonna get a soul mate, you're never gonna meet the perfect person, you're never gonna meet somebody that loves seinfeld AND the wu-tang clan -- it ain't happenin'! Even if you MEET the perfect person it ain't gon be at the perfect time! you're married, they're single; you're jewish, they're palestinian; you're mexican, they're a racoon; you're a black woman, he's a black man -- there's always an obstacle in the way.
///Chris Rock
ahahaahaaha! this is really old i know but it gets me everytime.
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06-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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you're never gonna get a soul mate, you're never gonna meet the perfect person, you're never gonna meet somebody that loves seinfeld AND the wu-tang clan -- it ain't happenin'! Even if you MEET the perfect person it ain't gon be at the perfect time! you're married, they're single; you're jewish, they're palestinian; you're mexican, they're a racoon; you're a black woman, he's a black man -- there's always an obstacle in the way.
///Chris Rock
ahahaahaaha! this is really old i know but it gets me everytime.
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06-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
LOL! 
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06-06-2008, 09:08 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
i haven't heard this before. friggin hilarious.
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06-06-2008, 09:15 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
am i the only one who finds it as a sad note?
i fail to see the humor in it? 
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06-06-2008, 09:16 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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am i the only one who finds it depressing? 
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You gotta make your trust in Allah stronger missy! donchaknow 
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06-06-2008, 09:17 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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You gotta make your trust in Allah stronger missy! donchaknow 
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i know that not too many ppl like seinfield..those who do must be died by now..but i dont need a reminder donchaknow 
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06-06-2008, 09:18 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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but i dont need a reminder donchaknow 
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Pshhh everyone does...reminders make the world go around donchaknow 
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06-06-2008, 09:18 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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am i the only one who finds it as a sad note?
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Maybe you're reading it too seriously. What you gotta do is read it in an animated way, and imagine Chris Rock is saying it, in his voice and the way that he says stuff. Then it'll seem funny.
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06-06-2008, 09:19 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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Maybe you're reading it too seriously. What you gotta do is read it in an animated way, and imagine Chris Rock is saying it, in his voice and the way that he says stuff. Then it'll seem funny.
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office reference? if so, you're brilliant.
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06-06-2008, 09:21 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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Maybe you're reading it too seriously. What you gotta do is read it in an animated way, and imagine Chris Rock is saying it, in his voice and the way that he says stuff. Then it'll seem funny.
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thanks jammy, could you pass me the tissue paper..*snif* 
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06-06-2008, 09:23 PM
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thanks jammy, could you pass me the tissue paper..*snif* 
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:achoo: there now you gave it to me...meanie 
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06-06-2008, 09:37 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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am i the only one who finds it as a sad note?
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no you're not. i think everyone does (including Chris), knowing there's a good amount of truth in it. but putting humor into the equation makes it a little better
Jammy: you're right  i imagined Chris with that hilarious voice of his and laughed out loud 
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07-28-2008, 12:25 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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07-28-2008, 12:27 PM
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Re: why you're never gonna meet the perfect soulmate - hilarious
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