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Old 06-06-2008, 09:05 PM
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you're never gonna get a soul mate, you're never gonna meet the perfect person, you're never gonna meet somebody that loves seinfeld AND the wu-tang clan -- it ain't happenin'! Even if you MEET the perfect person it ain't gon be at the perfect time! you're married, they're single; you're jewish, they're palestinian; you're mexican, they're a racoon; you're a black woman, he's a black man -- there's always an obstacle in the way.

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ahahaahaaha! this is really old i know but it gets me everytime.
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you're never gonna get a soul mate, you're never gonna meet the perfect person, you're never gonna meet somebody that loves seinfeld AND the wu-tang clan -- it ain't happenin'! Even if you MEET the perfect person it ain't gon be at the perfect time! you're married, they're single; you're jewish, they're palestinian; you're mexican, they're a racoon; you're a black woman, he's a black man -- there's always an obstacle in the way.

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ahahaahaaha! this is really old i know but it gets me everytime.
They always equate jews with Israel don't they
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i haven't heard this before. friggin hilarious.
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am i the only one who finds it as a sad note?


i fail to see the humor in it?
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am i the only one who finds it depressing?
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You gotta make your trust in Allah stronger missy! donchaknow
i know that not too many ppl like seinfield..those who do must be died by now..but i dont need a reminder donchaknow
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but i dont need a reminder donchaknow
Pshhh everyone does...reminders make the world go around donchaknow
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am i the only one who finds it as a sad note?


i fail to see the humor in it?
Maybe you're reading it too seriously. What you gotta do is read it in an animated way, and imagine Chris Rock is saying it, in his voice and the way that he says stuff. Then it'll seem funny.
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Maybe you're reading it too seriously. What you gotta do is read it in an animated way, and imagine Chris Rock is saying it, in his voice and the way that he says stuff. Then it'll seem funny.
office reference? if so, you're brilliant.
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Maybe you're reading it too seriously. What you gotta do is read it in an animated way, and imagine Chris Rock is saying it, in his voice and the way that he says stuff. Then it'll seem funny.
thanks jammy, could you pass me the tissue paper..*snif*
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thanks jammy, could you pass me the tissue paper..*snif*
:achoo: there now you gave it to me...meanie
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am i the only one who finds it as a sad note?


i fail to see the humor in it?
no you're not. i think everyone does (including Chris), knowing there's a good amount of truth in it. but putting humor into the equation makes it a little better
Jammy: you're right i imagined Chris with that hilarious voice of his and laughed out loud
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