Would you marry someone...

[Rida]

who was a horrible cook? (aimed at guys mostly, but it could apply to women as well)

i'm bored...


Wassalaam

[ShotgunMessiah]

Sure, if she was a multi-millionaire.

[afzalaung]

whats the point of marriage if not for good food:S

[Abu_Hind]

Can we please not marry at all?

[TrentReznor858]

Abu_Hind said

Can we please not marry at all?

Dude what are you going to do with your desires? Fast your whole life?

[the_only_one]

Abu_Hind said

Can we please not marry at all?

i echo what Abu_Hind said...

all the hypothetical questions are transforming the concept of marriage into + issue.

[vegetables]

i would let her down easy. "umm yea i just don't see us having a future together. you're a nice girl and all but lets be realistic here; your cooking puts your family shame. Have you thought about taking some time out of life to work on that? a few culinary classes perhaps?"

[TrentReznor858]

the_only_one said

i echo what Abu_Hind said...

all the hypothetical questions are transforming the concept of marriage into + issue.

lots of hermits around here.....too bad I say

[Abu_Hind]

the_only_one said

i echo what Abu_Hind said...

all the hypothetical questions are transforming the concept of marriage into + issue.

Trent ^ that's kind of what I was saying plus I was being sarcastic.

Back to the topic; if my wife doesn't cook good I'll marry another one then another one, once I reach the limit I'll get some sabayah and I'll live happily ever after. Ahhhh blissssss.....

[IbnMardhiyah]

If she was alright in all other areas then yeah, I would.

The men in my family aren't helpless, they can cook just as well as the women can. In the case of my parents actually, it was my dad who taught my mom how to cook a lot of different dishes when they first got married because he had plenty of experience living as a bachelor and having to deal with the varied tastes of picky roommates.

[zzze]

assalamu alaykum

my dad taught my mum to cook too. and my dad tried to teach me but i just daydreamed...so i taught myself from my mums recipes and her advice over phone and email

my husband can cook nice eggs and good sandwiches. and lots of others things too i'm sure if he tried

I can cook so it's cool alhamdulilah.

[the_only_one]

Rida said

who was a horrible cook? (aimed at guys mostly, but it could apply to women as well)

i'm bored...


Wassalaam

well. there's no questions about it. if my wife can't cook. then she'll be granted life imprisonment by default; a portion of her sentence will be served in kitchen-making mutton biryani (my fav) and a portion can be served in the community tea-house of perfect wives-where she'll learn how to brew proper masala-e-dar chai. and since she's last of her kind this makes her illeligible for parole. there's no way out of this: b/c i've our marriage contract hidden in our master bedroom and taken all the qadis' as hostages. muahahaha.

*exists*

all hail prince luke.

[Haramoobobi]

TrentReznor858 said

Dude what are you going to do with your desires? Fast your whole life?

No channel it into the love of FOOD

[YOUSUFofSD]

Haramoobobi said

No channel it into the love of FOOD

omg, im trying to stick to my diet here ilana!!!

[Haramoobobi]

the_only_one said

well. there's no questions about it. if my wife can't cook. then she'll be granted life imprisonment by default; a portion of her sentence will be served in kitchen-making mutton biryani (my fav) and a portion can be served in the community tea-house of perfect wives-where she'll learn how to brew proper masala-e-dar chai. and since she's last of her kind this makes her illeligible for parole. there's no way out of this: b/c i've our marriage contract hidden in our master bedroom and taken all the qadis' as hostages. muahahaha.

*exists*

all hail prince luke.

this convinces me that I am just not cut out for marriage--hehe--for those who think I am being over-dramatic, I was quoting my mother. but then again she doesn't know about my 8 wives BWHAHAHAHHAA MWHAHHAHAHAHHA