The "I don't wanna mess up Khairan's thread so I'll fight over here instead" Thread

[GOTFIVEONIT]

im glad to hear the news, but ask yourself one q bro, if you were not a doctor, would this girl still want you? its something to keep in mind. just like if i wasnt american, would those fob chics back in india jump up and down mad crazy over me of all people if i was just another fob living in india? good luck to you in your life of married bliss.

[ChotooMotoo]

GOTFIVEONIT said

im glad to hear the news, but ask yourself one q bro, if you were not a doctor, would this girl still want you? its something to keep in mind. just like if i wasnt american, would those fob chics back in india jump up and down mad crazy over me of all people if i was just another fob living in india? good luck to you in your life of married bliss.

Dude, girls don't want to marry you because you're a low-life pot head. Get a job, and quit smoking weed.

[Khairan]

GOTFIVEONIT said

im glad to hear the news, but ask yourself one q bro, if you were not a doctor, would this girl still want you?

What can I say? The thought never crossed my mind. Although, come to think of it, I'm not sure WHY she wants me.

GOTFIVEONIT said

its something to keep in mind. just like if i wasnt american, would those fob chics back in india jump up and down mad crazy over me of all people if i was just another fob living in india?

People are way more complicated than you think they are.

GOTFIVEONIT said

good luck to you in your life of married bliss.

Inshallah.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

Khairan said

What can I say? The thought never crossed my mind. Although, come to think of it, I'm not sure WHY she wants me.


People are way more complicated than you think they are.


Inshallah.

your only fooling yourself if you think that. would you like to meet my 30 year cousin? she is catatonic, and that's what the lure of american dreams and dollars did to her. when she didnt get what she wanted, or what her mother put in her head, she ended up catatonic and is now living as a zombie. I mean i was against the idea of doing this, but i have decided its just useless trying to fight it, i too will buy my wife as well. but i was against the idea of showing off as mr. moneybags to get a wifey, but looking at this website alone, look at that fat girls comments above you, i have decided to buy my wife too.

The difference is, i just dont think any gurl out there is worth $100,000 a year. And I really dont care who her family is, who her parents are, etc. I really would like a desi chic to come here and explain why she is worth paying $100,000 a year for? I mean let's be honest here, we only need chics for one thing, and it sure isnt to nag to us. Even morning radio dj mancow muller once said "if it wasnt for sex, what else do we need women for?" and thats the truth. So now that we have gotten that out of the way, what makes a girl so special that she is worth paying $100k a year for? The way i see it, what any gurl has to offer, so do 3 billion other women on this plantet too. some girl's are over-priced, some girls are more affordable. i mean what's so special about any gurl that she thinks she is worth any guy paying $100k grand a year for? i mean is it magical? is it healing? will it heal me, every time i get some?

and to give you an example of this, just last friday after jummah, i was in a halal meat and grocery store. Some couple comes in holding hands. The guy is a fob, wearing a very tacky white blazer, and he goes to buy his girl like a $2 drink. Mind you a can of pop in this store, is only .50 cents. So it was some kind of fruit juice drink. And she is yapping to him in Urdu the entire time, *snip* i mean really firm and stacked, and her urdu was accent was really good, i was thinking 'is she a fob'? cuz she had style and all that. The guy see's me checking her out, he probably didnt know i was desi and probably thought i was a black muslim or something. His insecurity takes over (gee i wonder why lol), he starts grabbing her hand as if to say 'she is mine' lol. by the way i always like to check out gurl's who have guys with them, you can usually tell who only got her by paying money for her, cuz his insecurity reeks like anything. So she runs into one of her freinds, probably from school, and the ditz says 'this is um... the guy im engaged to'. I guess the ditzy desi chic didnt know what a fiance meant lol. Now they showed up in a lexus gs 300. So i decided to look this car up - you can buy a 2000 model of this for only four grand. Sure it will have high mileage on it, but anyone can get it. In fact, given the fact that this guy is a fob, i doubt he went to college, his family probably has some store. So i learned a good lesson on friday - it doesnt take much to impress a cab driver's daughter or her family!

Of course asking for a desi chic to like me without any financial consideration is like asking for the sun or the moon. *snip*


*snip* you may think that im being mean when i write like this, but if all these girls care about is how much money you have, then why should i give a daam about anything else either?

[vegetables]

wow did your mom try to drown you as a child or something?

[Bruinrab]

Gotfive...what the ****?

[LEGALEAGLE]

GOTFIVEONIT said

your only fooling yourself if you think that. would you like to meet my 30 year cousin? she is catatonic, and that's what the lure of american dreams and dollars did to her. when she didnt get what she wanted, or what her mother put in her head, she ended up catatonic and is now living as a zombie. I mean i was against the idea of doing this, but i have decided its just useless trying to fight it, i too will buy my wife as well. but i was against the idea of showing off as mr. moneybags to get a wifey, but looking at this website alone, look at that fat girls comments above you, i have decided to buy my wife too.

The difference is, i just dont think any gurl out there is worth $100,000 a year. And I really dont care who her family is, who her parents are, etc. I really would like a desi chic to come here and explain why she is worth paying $100,000 a year for? I mean let's be honest here, we only need chics for one thing, and it sure isnt to nag to us. Even morning radio dj mancow muller once said "if it wasnt for sex, what else do we need women for?" and thats the truth. So now that we have gotten that out of the way, what makes a girl so special that she is worth paying $100k a year for? The way i see it, what any gurl has to offer, so do 3 billion other women on this plantet too. some girl's are over-priced, some girls are more affordable. i mean what's so special about any gurl that she thinks she is worth any guy paying $100k grand a year for? i mean is it magical? is it healing? will it heal me, every time i get some?

and to give you an example of this, just last friday after jummah, i was in a halal meat and grocery store. Some couple comes in holding hands. The guy is a fob, wearing a very tacky white blazer, and he goes to buy his girl like a $2 drink. Mind you a can of pop in this store, is only .50 cents. So it was some kind of fruit juice drink. And she is yapping to him in Urdu the entire time, *snip* i mean really firm and stacked, and her urdu was accent was really good, i was thinking 'is she a fob'? cuz she had style and all that. The guy see's me checking her out, he probably didnt know i was desi and probably thought i was a black muslim or something. His insecurity takes over (gee i wonder why lol), he starts grabbing her hand as if to say 'she is mine' lol. by the way i always like to check out gurl's who have guys with them, you can usually tell who only got her by paying money for her, cuz his insecurity reeks like anything. So she runs into one of her freinds, probably from school, and the ditz says 'this is um... the guy im engaged to'. I guess the ditzy desi chic didnt know what a fiance meant lol. Now they showed up in a lexus gs 300. So i decided to look this car up - you can buy a 2000 model of this for only four grand. Sure it will have high mileage on it, but anyone can get it. In fact, given the fact that this guy is a fob, i doubt he went to college, his family probably has some store. So i learned a good lesson on friday - it doesnt take much to impress a cab driver's daughter or her family!

Of course asking for a desi chic to like me without any financial consideration is like asking for the sun or the moon. *snip*


*snip* you may think that im being mean when i write like this, but if all these girls care about is how much money you have, then why should i give a daam about anything else either?

Hmmm....I don't know where to begin...

[MossadConspiracy]

GOTFIVEONIT said

im glad to hear the news, but ask yourself one q bro, if you were not a doctor, would this girl still want you? its something to keep in mind.

Thats a silly question bro. He is a doctor. Its part of who he is. If he wasnt a doctor, he would be a different person. And this girl agreed to marry him, not a different person

ws

[sumi]

Bruinrab said

Gotfive...what the ****?

my thoughts exactly..

[LEGALEAGLE]

GOTFIVE...wow dude...talk about venom and hatred...

First improve yourself...

[GOTFIVEONIT]

you know khairan, i suggest you should put your girl to the test. always test these women out and just ask her point blank, dont be scared ask her if you were not a doctor would she still be marrying you??

and i mean it too, i was foolish to think that you could marry a gurl who would actually like you for you. most girls are shallow, unless she is really overweight, and thats cuz no one wants her, but otherwise 99% of desi girls especially, are shallow. They will literally sell themselves to the highest bidder. It just happened to me recently. And if you dont look like some gay pretty bollywood actor, she will not find you attractive, because for her, thats her standard of attractivness. Think about this for a second, why else does the line stretch around the block if you go off to india or pak and look for a wife? because money talks (in our case american greenback dollars) and b.s. walks. Now its not fair to the local fob guys running around on thier put put scooters, living the same lifestyle as those same girls, but that's what happens when an n.r.i. shows up back in india.

i mean if i wasnt carrying a blue passport, would those same fob gurls in hyderabad chase after me and hound me? when as you can see for yourself, no desi gurl over here does that. Heck in fact, once in hyderabad, all i did was go into an optomotrist office to take an eye exam for some glasses i was getting made. The girl working there was an optomotrist in a white coat, she hears me speaking english with an american accent, and she had dollar signs in her eyes going 'cha ching!" and green card in her mind. She couldnt stop flirting with me, in fact i left her office laughing my head off, cuz i knew thats all she cared about.

[displaced]

GOTFIVEONIT said

your only fooling yourself if you think that. would you like to meet my 30 year cousin? she is catatonic, and that's what the lure of american dreams and dollars did to her. when she didnt get what she wanted, or what her mother put in her head, she ended up catatonic and is now living as a zombie. I mean i was against the idea of doing this, but i have decided its just useless trying to fight it, i too will buy my wife as well. but i was against the idea of showing off as mr. moneybags to get a wifey, but looking at this website alone, look at that fat girls comments above you, i have decided to buy my wife too.

The difference is, i just dont think any gurl out there is worth $100,000 a year. And I really dont care who her family is, who her parents are, etc. I really would like a desi chic to come here and explain why she is worth paying $100,000 a year for? I mean let's be honest here, we only need chics for one thing, and it sure isnt to nag to us. Even morning radio dj mancow muller once said "if it wasnt for sex, what else do we need women for?" and thats the truth. So now that we have gotten that out of the way, what makes a girl so special that she is worth paying $100k a year for? The way i see it, what any gurl has to offer, so do 3 billion other women on this plantet too. some girl's are over-priced, some girls are more affordable. i mean what's so special about any gurl that she thinks she is worth any guy paying $100k grand a year for? i mean is it magical? is it healing? will it heal me, every time i get some?

and to give you an example of this, just last friday after jummah, i was in a halal meat and grocery store. Some couple comes in holding hands. The guy is a fob, wearing a very tacky white blazer, and he goes to buy his girl like a $2 drink. Mind you a can of pop in this store, is only .50 cents. So it was some kind of fruit juice drink. And she is yapping to him in Urdu the entire time, *snip* i mean really firm and stacked, and her urdu was accent was really good, i was thinking 'is she a fob'? cuz she had style and all that. The guy see's me checking her out, he probably didnt know i was desi and probably thought i was a black muslim or something. His insecurity takes over (gee i wonder why lol), he starts grabbing her hand as if to say 'she is mine' lol. by the way i always like to check out gurl's who have guys with them, you can usually tell who only got her by paying money for her, cuz his insecurity reeks like anything. So she runs into one of her freinds, probably from school, and the ditz says 'this is um... the guy im engaged to'. I guess the ditzy desi chic didnt know what a fiance meant lol. Now they showed up in a lexus gs 300. So i decided to look this car up - you can buy a 2000 model of this for only four grand. Sure it will have high mileage on it, but anyone can get it. In fact, given the fact that this guy is a fob, i doubt he went to college, his family probably has some store. So i learned a good lesson on friday - it doesnt take much to impress a cab driver's daughter or her family!

Of course asking for a desi chic to like me without any financial consideration is like asking for the sun or the moon. *snip*


*snip* you may think that im being mean when i write like this, but if all these girls care about is how much money you have, then why should i give a daam about anything else either?

there are two kinds of people. there are people who have good hearts and there are people who don't. regardless of whatever it is that sucks in your life, you should be capable of being happy for other people (provided that they've never caused you harm).

you seem to be incapable. you've hijacked khairan's thread and turned it into what every damned thread on islamica inevitably must turn into: gotfive's personal whinefest.

we've all heard it before. desi women are gold-diggers, women are evil, doctors are undeserving blahdiblah. say congratulations and vent somewhere else. as my mama always told me "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything."

congratulations, khairan. all the best to you both.

[GOTFIVEONIT]

MossadConspiracy said

Thats a silly question bro. He is a doctor. Its part of who he is. If he wasnt a doctor, he would be a different person. And this girl agreed to marry him, not a different person

ws

i think your comment is silly. you act like its his personality, no its not, its his job, and thats all it is, its just a job. see that's problem with people who think like you mossad, you think its some kind of caste, when its not. its just a job, you or anyone else is no different than from the time from before you were a doctor than when you are after you are doctor. So if he didnt have the m.d. title to his name, would this girl still want him??

[GOTFIVEONIT]

LEGALEAGLE said

GOTFIVE...wow dude...talk about venom and hatred...

First improve yourself...

why is it 'venom' and 'hatred'? if your garbage desi culture ok, says its perfectly alright for desi gurls to demand rich and wealthy husbands, then why is it wrong to treat her in a manner beffitting of such a gold digger?

you live in the u.k. you can ask paul mcartney all about that one there hahaha

[Haramoobobi]