[Haramoobobi]

Assalaamalaykumwarathmatullhabaraktuhu

(props to displaced for the idea)

Marriage Bio Data Form

copy and paste and AHAHHAA--fill it out yo!


Find a Suitale Match

Please provide your perticulars:

Name too shexi 4 you

Date of birth *CHAPAL* how dare you ask your aunite this

Sex Male Female

Height ash ria--but a little shorter

Weight halal

Income is a great success!

Occupation: Doctor saaaaaaaaab

Your
BackgroundBrief Write up)

MADAME may I friendship you?

Details of Parents

Father's Name guju

Occupation holy cow

Family Income we eat and work with our BEAR HANDSSSS

Mother's Name Ammi--which one?

Her Occupation ... what kind of question iz thiz!?!?!?

Brother No. hijra

Sisters

Joint/nuclier family from breastfeeding?

Please provide a writeup of your family:

Electron engineers, and compling the computer data while swirling in our chairs in bollywood style
Selection criterion for your would be life partner:
Your specify your preferendces for your life partner's

Occupation Pleasing me

Qualification OYE CHUKKE DE PATTE! She must be hot niqabi and eat the fair and lovely so I can mistaken it as noor and hone my jealious self becuase I see the WOmaaaannnss as a shexi posseion all to me owns--oh yes she must be warrior too--be only for me

Employment status Yes No ASTAGFIRULLAH

Place of residency she will give me greencard as we far in love on msn--becuase I copied and pasted her screename and tis FATE--SHAAAAADi
just like in the bollywood movie--but I want kareena kapoor
WAge group is a good one
Fair colour Yes Noor is good too
Height shorter then me so I can feel manly Weight fit but no wit
Income ing? I no understand thizz
Attractive Features EVERYTHING--or I VILL NOT LOOK AT HER

Please provide a writeup of what other things you are looking for :

acostumed to hole in the floor so when I give her lotta she will make sajood to me

Should your details be hosted on this web site Yes No

(Please note: We will not provide your contact address on the web site which will be kept confidential. Only your e-mail address will be provided.)

[shadha]

Wow.


shadha-

[sally]

the only funny part is ELECTRON engineer

[IbnMardhiyah]

You took the red pill huh

[YOUSUFofSD]

I thought she lost it earlier, but it easily could be now!

[genieyclo]

Name The Chosen One(LOl)Date of birth Older than thou

Sex The First one
Height Taller than Thou

Weight Good Enough

Income Gooder than Thouer's

Occupation: everyzing

Your
BackgroundBrief Write up)

Details of Parents

Father's Name Farax
Occupation QadSeller
Family Income Workee hard

Mother's Name How dareyou ask!

Her Occupation ... HOW DARE U!!

Brother No. 15
Sisters

Joint/nuclier family Already Am

Please provide a writeup of your family:

Keep it real, ak all day
Selection criterion for your would be life partner:
Your specify your preferendces for your life partner's

Occupation Pleasing me

rest: i'd never...

[YOUSUFofSD]

Mine wasn't funny

lol so i'll just read the others!

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by Haramoobobi

Assalaamalaykumwarathmatullhabaraktuhu

(props to displaced for the idea)

Marriage Bio Data Form

copy and paste and AHAHHAA--fill it out yo!

Find a Suitable Match


Please provide your particulars

Name: Who wants to know?
Date of birth: Old enough to be legal, young enough to be bad
Sex: Only if you're good at it
Height: Tall enough
Weight: Why, are you going to bench press me?
Income: More than you
Occupation: Aspiring socialite
Your background (brief writeup):

I'm a model you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car,
Too sexy by far,
And I'm too sexy for my hat,
Too sexy for my hat, what do you think about that?


Details of Parents

Father's Name: Baba
Occupation: If I told you, I'd have to kill you
Family Income: More than you'll ever make
Mother's Name: Amma
Her Occupation: Trophy wife
Brothers: "two dudes"
Sisters: Uh, why would I want competition?
Joint/nuclear family: Pot is bad for you. So is radiation.
Please provide a writeup of your family:

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group would somehow form a family.
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.
The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch.


Selection criterion for your would be life partner

Specify your preferences for your life partner: Gerard Butler
Occupation: Actor
Qualification: Law School
Employment status: Coming soon to a screen near you
Place of residency: LA, NY, Glasgow? Better yet, you tell me...
Age group: 38
Fair colour: Well, he's white
Height: 6'3" (source: IMDB)
Weight: IMDB didn't say
Income: Presumably more than I can spend
Attractive features: Scottish accent, blue eyes, six pack
Please provide a writeup of other things you are looking for:
All others need not apply. And Gerry darling, please forgive my OCD need to fix spellings and formatting.

[Arabatman]

Walaikumasalaam warahmatullahi wabarakaatuh,

Hmmm...so if I do this...will i be able to find Arabatgirl?

Please provide your perticulars:
Name: Arabatman

Date of birth: Arabatman has no true beginning!

Sex: Batmale

Height: My ears make me look taller!

Weight: I swear its not that much...the suit adds like 20 lbs!

Income: Billionare Playboy...nuff said

Occupation: Niqabi crime fighter

Your Background: (Brief Write up)
Billionare by day crime fighter by night, leaving no time for the finer things in life...such as Brawl!

Details of Parents: They used to make me wear clothes that smelt like onions!

Father's Name: Yeah, and give up my identity?

Occupation: Constantly reminding me how i should have gone into engineering instead of crime fighting.

Family Income: More than you!

Mother's Name: Refer to fathers name

Her Occupation: Batcave maker

Brother: Abu Turab bin bobby

Sisters: None

Joint/nuclier: No we are not radioactive. What a stupid question. Go ask the Hulk!

Please provide a writeup of your family:
No

Selection criterion for your would be life partner:
Your specify your preferendces for your life partner's

Occupation: Crime fighter extraordinare

Qualification: Must be able to cook and clean while taking down the joker with her eyes closed.

Employment status: Ready to hire as soon as possible...i mean marry

Place of residency: Batcave, for the first year to be trained in the art of hanging and living upside down.

Age group: No one older than me or else she will have broken bones

Fair colour: Prefer someone that can blend with the shadows

Height: Tall enough to be able to share niqabs and abayas with me

Weight: No fatties or else she wont be able to keep up

Income: Anything she makes is chump change!

Attractive Features: Must be better hotter than Poison Ivy

Please provide a writeup of what other things you are looking for :
Must have own car...im not lettin her drive mine!

Should your details be hosted on this web site: Yes, and make sure its word for word, or else im taking you all out.

(Please note: We will not provide your contact address on the web site which will be kept confidential. Only your e-mail address will be provided.)

Asalaamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakaatuh,

-Zahid

[HijabiPrincezz]

uhm... i have seen a biodata in the exact same format!

i wonder if that website was used to construct it how weird....

anyhow, i love how theres a cateogry for "fair color"....

[Spice]

Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you people? why're you complying with this?!

Major rishta point loss for all of you.

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by Spice

Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you people? why're you complying with this?!

Major rishta point loss for all of you.

Fine then, be a looser. Just don't come whining to us when you're not invited to the shaadis.

[Spice]

I dont think there will be many after this thread