[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by YOUSUFofSD

sorry for the ignorance, but what is a shaadi and rishta?

See, it goes like this:

Step 1: Biodata
Step 2: Rishta
Step 3: Shaadi
Step 4: Raise a bunch of screaming banshees
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4

[shadha]

Arabatman: Height: My ears make me look taller!

HAHAHAHAHA! Soo cute.


shadha-

[YOUSUFofSD]

lol now it makes much more sense! thanks

[Haramoobobi]

OMA I FORGOT THE FOTO

(picked out by AFRA HERSELF--not mazacking)

<<<beware without hijab--and it highlights my legs!!!!!1!<<<

[afrakabob]

Name: Afra Kabob

Date of birth: March 7, 2005 (now deceased)

Sex: chunk of chicken breast

Height: 2" x 1.5"

Weight: 2 oz.

Income: Not sold separately

Occupation: Lunch

Your Background: (Brief Write up) The only interesting thing about me happened after I died. I was slaughtered, then plucked and chopped up. Then I was sliced into kabob-sized chunks, threaded onto a skewer and marinated. Mmmm.

Details of Parents: They clucked a lot. My father liked to announce the sunrise.

Father's Name: If I type it here, Islamica will censor it. Hint: It rhymes with clock.

Occupation: Crowing at the break of dawn

Family Income: Lots and lots of eggs

Mother's Name: Hen

Her Occupation: Full-time egg-layer

Brother: Too many to keep track of

Sisters: Ditto

Joint/nuclier: Bok bok BOK

Please provide a writeup of your family: Shut up or I'll peck you. Except I'm dead and about to be served with naan and rice.

Selection criterion for your would be life partner: I have my eye on one of the other kabob chunks on my skewer.

Qualification: He's in close proximity to me on the plate. Also, not too spicy.

Employment status: Ready to be eaten

Place of residency: Kabob King restaurant

Age group: Eat him before he gets cold

Fair colour: He's more of a reddish-yellow hue.

Photo: (i'm second from the top)



...i just succeeded in making myself really hungry. my God, I WANT KABOBBBB. but it's 3 am

[Variable]

I thought a 'nikah' was a wedding all this time.

[sumiyia]

i clicked on submit without actually entering anything in the fields... and came across this...

Results from Marrage Bio Data Form

"attractive features: yes"

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by Variable

I thought a 'nikah' was a wedding all this time.

I think the word itself, actually means one thing penetrating another, or one thing becoming entwined with another, so it can mean the physical relationship between a man and a woman, but more commonly it's used to refer to the contract between a man and woman in an Islamic ceremony of marriage.

Shaadi is the Urdu/Hindi for "wedding". So one would have a "nikah" at their "shaadi", just as one would "read their vows" at the "wedding".

[Haramoobobi]

Originally Posted by sumiyia

i clicked on submit without actually entering anything in the fields... and came across this...

Results from Marrage Bio Data Form

"attractive features: yes"

LOOOOOOOOLLLLz, haramoobobi! hahaha, that's hilarious

[Arabatman]

Asalaamualaikum,

Forgot to add my pic...

Grrrrr....only the finest of breeds need apply!

Asalaamualaikum,

-Zahid

[Bruinrab]

See me there? I've dyed my hair and gone tanning since then.

[wheelworks]

Find a Suitale Match

Please provide your perticulars: Perticulars?

Name: Wheelworks donchaknow
Date of birth: Somtime in 1925
Sex : Male
Height: I tried climbing the beanstalk but ran out of room.
Weight: Tell me yours first
Income: Halal
Occupation: Janitor

Your BackgroundBrief Write up)

Weeeeelllll....I rode a bicycle once and have been hooked ever since. Nowadays I terrorize car drivers and lay down s on their graves

Details of Parents

Father's Occupation: Something important I presume
Family Income: 24 something somethings
Mother's Name: It's feminine let me assure you Her Occupation Don't be so nosy Brother No.: which one?
Sisters: Dont have any
Joint/nuclier family: Exploded ages ago

Please provide a writeup of your family:

In a word: eccentric

Selection criterion for your would be life partner:
Your specify your preferendces for your life partner's
Occupation Ummm She's not the one who's gonna support me?
Qualification Doesn't have a beard
Employment status Cook mmmmm
Age group Among the Immortals
Fair colour You mean car color
Height Tallish...or shortish depending on how you look at it
Weight Anorexic
Income I wanna here the outcome first
Attractive Features Heeey I'm not a gold digger yaar

Please provide a writeup of what other things you are looking for :

Gosh didn't I just do one?




Teehee good luck reading through this mess

[Haramoobobi]

you forgot to include a rishta FOTO MOTO ROTO

[Haramoobobi]

Someone else needs to fill this out: I am calling out JINZAMANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[wheelworks]

Originally Posted by Haramoobobi

you forgot to include a rishta FOTO MOTO ROTO

It's on facebook plus my face is not halal