The perfect guy

[Bruinrab]

I absolve myself of all responsibility for this thread:

wheelworks said

You could start a thread about what constitutes a perfect guy

OK, we got that out of the way. Keep in mind the following assumptions:
He is hot (at least according to you).
He is religiously at the level you are looking for.
Your family morph into the most awesomely accepting one ever and will take the guy as is.

So girls, what are some traits of the perfect guy.

P.S. Mods, pretty please (with a cherry on top) keep got5 banned for a few more days.

[Bruinrab]

I'll start.

Able to carry on an intelligent conversation on a wide range of topics.
Accepting and appreciative of my weird sense of humor.
Patient with the demands of my work.
Thinks I'm hot.

[Sabz]

carries little sweets for me in his beard

[jaani]

I've something that I would like to share/add to this thread and I'll do so later.

Right now, I've to run to class


~j

[jaani]

Do you have someone in mind, Bruinrab?

~j

[Bruinrab]

jaani said

Do you have someone in mind, Bruinrab?

~j

No, and you can call me Dr. Frankenrab from now on.

[IbnMardhiyah]

so, she says the best men are like really good coffee:

Rich, warm, and able to keep you up all night.

[zzze]

assalamu alaykum

...

I'm gonna report that post

[displaced]

makes me laugh
laughs at my jokes
thinks I'm hot
knows my quirks
does not mind my ever-expanding hair product collection

IbnMardhiyah said

so, she says the best men are like really good coffee:

Rich, warm, and able to keep you up all night.

he doesn't need to be rich but the other two..yeah.

[Sabz]

IbnMardhiyah said

so, she says the best men are like really good coffee:

Rich, warm, and able to keep you up all night.

men are like fat- comforting, keeps you warm and makes you breathless

[IbnMardhiyah]

zzze said

I'm gonna report that post

what, moi?

[Sabz]

IbnMardhiyah said

what, moi?

eat yo sabzee in prison boy!

[Bruinrab]

IbnMardhiyah said

so, she says the best men are like really good coffee:

Rich, warm, and able to keep you up all night.

I absolutely hate coffee.

Now tea on the other hand... warm, sweet, and keeps me going for a few hours without a hangover afterwards...

[IbnMardhiyah]

Oh so basically you need a self-recharging battery pack.

uhuh.

[sally]

intelligent X 294832492394849284294324
funny
neither an ABCD nor a FOB, but juuust right!
likes cats. yes i want a purrfect guy