The perfect guy

[Bruinrab]

OK, let's get back on track.

Doesn't feel that just because I'm stuck with him, he is free to become a disgusting pig around me all the time (burping, farting, nose picking, waving his stinky feet around, etc).

[sally]

IbnMardhiyah said

yes, i.e. a doormat.

what else is new?

you mean a doorman?

[IbnMardhiyah]

Bruinrab said

OK, let's get back on track.

Doesn't feel that just because I'm stuck with him, he is free to become a disgusting pig around me all the time (burping, farting, nose picking, waving his stinky feet around, etc).

Is it going to be a two-way street?

sally said

you mean a doorman?

no, i meant doormat.

[sally]

Bruinrab said

OK, let's get back on track.

Doesn't feel that just because I'm stuck with him, he is free to become a disgusting pig around me all the time (burping, farting, nose picking, waving his stinky feet around, etc).

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if he turns into a pig your nikah will no longer be valid...cuz im pretty sure marrying animals is a no no..ESPECIALLY PIGS hello!

[Bruinrab]

IbnMardhiyah said

Is it going to be a two-way street?

Yes.

Occasional slips by either party are tolerable, but remember it's just not easy to contemplate a romantic evening with a guy when he's got a finger up his nose and his other hand is busy making adjustments.

[sally]

man, i cant believe i forgot.

and im so totally serious. the perfect guy occasionally (read: often) volunteers to write my papers for me

[Bruinrab]

sally said

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if he turns into a pig your nikah will no longer be valid...cuz im pretty sure marrying animals is a no no..ESPECIALLY PIGS hello!

Shhhhh girl, you can't say that. You give them a little leeway on the leash, just keep a firm grip on it.

[sumi]

there are no perfect guys.



... except mine teehee etc etc.

[Bruinrab]

sumiyia said

there are no perfect guys.



... except mine teehee etc etc.

Well then, you'd better share.

[sumi]

Bruinrab said

Well then, you'd better share.

PM me... lawlzzzzzz...

[Bruinrab]

sumiyia said

PM me... lawlzzzzzz...

I kid. He's probably too young for me and my corrupting ways.

[sumi]

Bruinrab said

I kid. He's probably too young for me and my corrupting ways.

lol...


perfect guy gives massages when you have really bad cramps.

[Bruinrab]

sumiyia said

lol...

perfect guy gives massages when you have really bad cramps.

Ooooh, reminds me...doesn't say "is it that time of the month?" whenever you're in a bad mood.

[sumi]

Bruinrab said

Ooooh, reminds me...doesn't say "is it that time of the month?" whenever you're in a bad mood.

oh oh and!! he totally disregards all the mean things you say when it is that time of month.

[Bruinrab]

sumiyia said

oh oh and!! he totally disregards all the mean things you say when it is that time of month.

Yes!


(I hope the guys are taking notes...)