[MasterONaniFiqh]

Yeah. Got no game and know it? This is your home away from homeliness, dog. I mean like NEGATIVE game. I mean, like, you create awkward situations EVERY TIME. you can shoot things down like a blind-folded jedi in a gunnery pit. super dorks, uber nerds, chronically house-trained momma's boys with no prospects and limited charm or charm that entirely turns OFF in the presence of the opposite sex! now that is what i am talking about.

inept with women guy, we salute you! welcome!

let us be bitter and delusional about our prospects TOGETHER!

she looked at you man. i know she did. you don't have to convince me. she was all about it. next time, bro. next time, for sho. you got game. you're like a silent genius of game. that's the thing. that's what people don't understand, is that you are working A SYSTEM, see! i mean, sure you get rejected. sure you don't even get the CHANCE to get rejected. that's part OF THE SYSTEM.

let us pray

[Spice]

I imagine many islamican boys will hang out here.

[SaidAbdullahofDarfur]

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[MasterONaniFiqh]

Originally Posted by Spice

I imagine many islamican boys will hang out here.

yeah YOUR MOM'S A BOY! get the hell on out here girl! GO! SHOO!

beGONE with your many ten tiny timey times timey! GONE! GIT GO!

girls swear they're so fricking cool just cause they got boobs and a weewa, i swear to GOSH, damn! DAMN. you're named after a porn channel!!! no assaults against the inept with women thread shall be tolerated, no quarter will be given, and all attackers shall be harrangued in kind!!! FOOF!

[MasterONaniFiqh]

see. now. yeah. i guess...that's exactly the kind of female-repelling behavior i'm kind of talking about...mm. not the most tactful.

hm.


ah, well. sigh.

[Spice]

Guess who is off the 'islamican potentials list'

[Caramel_Candy]

Originally Posted by MasterONaniFiqh

girls swear they're so fricking cool just cause they got boobs and a weewa, i swear to GOSH, damn! DAMN. you're named after a porn channel!!! no assaults against the inept with women thread shall be tolerated, no quarter will be given, and all attackers shall be harrangued in kind!!! FOOF!

Uhhh this is why you have no game.

[shsh]

um...what the heck?!

[MasterONaniFiqh]

i may not have game. but at least i have my dignity!

now if you'll excuse me, i think i have a booger in my hair.

[MasterONaniFiqh]

hey, WAIT, what're you girls doing in here anyway? don't you got your own "completely inept with guys" thread to go hover round? c'mon! we're trying to feel less self-conscious here. bad enough with you all constantly oogling our bodies and objectifying us and making us feel like pieces of meat all the time out in the real world. don't we get any "us" time?

[Variable]

Rough dude.

[shsh]

Originally Posted by MasterONaniFiqh

hey, WAIT, what're you girls doing in here anyway? don't you got your own "completely inept with guys" thread to go hover round? c'mon! we're trying to feel less self-conscious here. bad enough with you all constantly oogling our bodies and objectifying us and making us feel like pieces of meat all the time out in the real world. don't we get any "us" time?

tenchar.

[sheikh_biryani]

in theory, i'm an awesome basketball player.

in theory, i'm also a PLAYAAAAA.

...in theory.

[ChotooMotoo]

Hmmm... Yeah... I think an arranged marriage is the way to go for you if you're a complete and utter moron when it comes to women.

[Rida]

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