[LEGALEAGLE]

Don't ever make a decision when you're depressed or feeling low

learnt from a taxi driver

[imaan786]

Originally Posted by LEGALEAGLE

Don't ever make a decision when you're depressed or feeling low

learnt from a taxi driver

Thats common sense.

Don't put off tomorrow what you need to do today as there might never be a tomorrow...........

[GOTFIVEONIT]

If you only knew the power of the dark side

[hungry_pigeon]

never defrost chicken in warm water.

learnt from my mum.

[IbnMardhiyah]

All the words mean nothing until the signature is on the dotted line, in black and white.

[Aryan_]

Originally Posted by LEGALEAGLE

Don't ever make a decision when you're depressed or feeling low

learnt from a taxi driver

That's probably why depressed people never get anything done.

Here's one from me: when going commando, always wear jeans with a button fly. A taxi driver told me that too

[Sabz]

Never Lob a jaffa cake at your sisters face! It will make her cry!

Learnt from me! Im not a taxi driver...

Walaikum as salaam
Sabz

[LEGALEAGLE]

A sincere dua to Allah swt works miracles.

learnt by me on numerous occasions...

[GOTFIVEONIT]

ya but my pickup line for girls is 'if you only knew the power of the dark side'

[HiJaBi_ShAh]

Originally Posted by Aryan_

That's probably why depressed people never get anything done.

Here's one from me: when going commando, always wear jeans with a button fly. A taxi driver told me that too

lmao

[HiJaBi_ShAh]

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

ya but my pickup line for girls is 'if you only knew the power of the dark side'

"the dark side" sounds as if you're gona rape the poor girl (astagfirullah). got5 from your MANY experiences you should know by now that girls would only be turned off by such a remark.

[LEGALEAGLE]

*ignoring GOTFIVE*

Ask a friend to find out if she likes you...and she does...she does !!!

[MossadConspiracy]

An important lesson is to always keep your lips zipped and avoid the eyes of jealous haters. dont brag about stuff that could be lost or hasnt been secured yet, in fact dont ever brag or flaunt any achievement because there are eyes everywhere. i dont know if evil eye is an islamic concept but it seems to be believed by all islamic cultures and its best to just avoid this stuff entirely. bad stuff happens

[LEGALEAGLE]

I forgot to say Mashallah !

Thanks for the reminder. Pretty strange that you should be reminding me.

[MossadConspiracy]

i wasnt a reminder to you or anybody else, it was a general comment

i've seen good friends suffer alot because of it

thats a life lesson we should all learn early, hopefully from the experiences of others rather than ourselves

ws