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Death to Brittney Spears, and America
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Muslim Terror Group Wants To Behead Madonna And Britney Spears
Thursday September 13, 2007 @ 06:30 PM
By: ChartAttack.com Staff
A Muslim terrorist leader has declared that he wants to cut the heads off of pop starlets Britney Spears and Madonna.
Muhammad Abdel-Al, the spokesman and senior leader of Palestinian terror group the Popular Resistance Committees, made the pronouncement in a new book called Schmoozing With Terrorists: From Hollywood To The Holy Land Jihadists Reveal Their Global Plans — To A Jew, which was written by Aaron Klein.
In the book, Abdel-Al is quoted as saying, "If I meet these whores I will have the honour — I repeat, I will have the honour — to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam."
Abdel-Al, whose group has been accused of frequent bombings, shootings and rocket attacks in the Gaza Strip, left the door open for the pair of entertainers to keep themselves intact… by converting.
"If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them," he said. "First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing... we can stone them or kill them as we see fit if they keep tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be hit eighty times with a belt.
"They are deliberately spreading this culture as part of the Americans' war against Islam."
Klein's book focuses on speculating what the U.S. would be like if it was under Islamic Sharia law.
Muslim Terror Group Wants To Behead Madonna And Britney Spears
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I had to put this in humour. I must admit... I have similar feelings regarding Brittney Spears. Madonna not so much, becuase it seems like she's really changed now that she's older, uglier, has kids and stuff. Plus it could be argued that Madonna actually has talent. Brittney... isn't there some Shia concept of a person who is a waste of blood or some such? I dunno, raising the slutty schoolgirl from something despicable to something desireable just doesn't strike me as much of a contribution to American socity.
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Re: Death to Brittney Spears, and America
Why is everyone so obsessed with britney? Get over it.
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Why is everyone so obsessed with britney? Get over it.
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I dunno, people like absurdity I guess.
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Re: Death to Brittney Spears, and America
Dude. That is hilarious.
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Re: Death to Brittney Spears, and America
This one rings true after Brit's so-called comeback. Madonna not so much. And what do you mean Madonna is uglier? I think she's aged really well.
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Re: Death to Brittney Spears, and America
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I had to put this in humour. I must admit... I have similar feelings regarding Brittney Spears. Madonna not so much, becuase it seems like she's really changed now that she's older, uglier, has kids and stuff. Plus it could be argued that Madonna actually has talent. Brittney... isn't there some Shia concept of a person who is a waste of blood or some such? I dunno, raising the slutty schoolgirl from something despicable to something desireable just doesn't strike me as much of a contribution to American socity.
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I think she's aged really well.
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Madonna isn't ugly, not that I like her.
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I don't think she's ugly either... she's just uglier now than she used to be.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YouTube - LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
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This one rings true after Brit's so-called comeback. Madonna not so much. And what do you mean Madonna is uglier? I think she's aged really well.
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DEATH TO BRITTNEY SPEARS!
oh...and america too...
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DEATH TO BRITTNEY SPEARS!
oh...and america too...
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Re: Death to Brittney Spears, and America
aww but why?
and you know what...
Death to Lost as well...
That show never makes sense...
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