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Old 09-07-2007, 05:17 PM
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Even though Muslims believe this will actually happen, the Onion presents an absolutely hilarious forecast into what the fallout would be if Christ converts to Islam. It's old, old, old, but still hilarious. Check it out:

Christ Converts To Islam | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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The controversial retraction of two millennia of Christian doctrine has provoked strongly divided reaction. Millions of devout Christians, insisting that obeisance to Christ's commands is the cornerstone of their faith, have heeded His instructions and converted to Islam. Millions more, however, have decried the recalcitrant Christ's apostasy, breaking ties with Him and calling His conversion "a heathen act" of "utmost blasphemy before Himself."
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Ruth-Anne Girolamo, a Sunday school teacher in Stillwater, OK, disagreed. "I've been a Bible-believing Christian all my life, and nothing, not even a direct order from Christ Himself, is going to change that," Girolamo said. "If Christ is going to leave the fold and become a sinner, we'll just have to go on worshipping Him against His will."
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:03 PM
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Stop Mocking Our Beloved Prophet!

Jesus (peace Be Upon Him) Is A Great Prophet So Stop Insulting Him!
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thats funny.
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No That Ain't Funny Thats Insulting!
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If thou dost question them, they declare (with emphasis): "We were only talking idly and in play." Say: "Was it at Allah, and His Signs, and His Messenger, that ye were mocking?"

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i thought it was very funny.
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i thought it was very funny.
I like pie too
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He's not making fun of Isa (as) the article is poking fun at the attitudes of American fundamentalist Christians.
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I like pie too
im very happy for you.
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Cleverly written plus its funny.
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