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The greatest Muslim site in the universe. |
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"Truly in the heart there is a void that can not be removed except with the company of Allah. And in it there is a sadness that can not be removed except with the happiness of knowing Allah and
being true to Him. And in it there is an emptiness that can not be filled except with love for Him and by turning to Him and always remembering Him And if a person were given all of the world and what is in it, it would not fill this emptiness." -Ibn al-Qayyim al-Jawziyya (rahimahullah) |
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bwahahahaah, “Bring your wife too. Your baby should pop out in a seminar filled with haqq. That’s how I came into this world mashAllah.”
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![]() You should add spam txt messages to the list.
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:motoo: SuperGeek SuperGeek this girls a SuperGeek..... |
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haha the one message in your Facebook inbox is funny.
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. I am three persons: The person others think I am; the person I think I am; the person Allah knows I am.
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![]() ![]() ![]() Hilarious..............too many funny parts to quote. Nice site dude.
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"Abide by the truth, even if your shadow deserts you" - Islahi |
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pretty funny stuff there...I can relate to some of it esp the fb emails...
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“Brothers and sisters you must take heed as the Dajjal is coming soon and there will be a lot of fitna in this world. We must remain vigilant and stand firm with the Qur’an and Sunnah. By the way tomorrow is Muslim Day at Six Flags Amusement Park so whoever wants to hit up Scooby Doo’s Fun Coaster with me then holler.”
word. holler.
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When Sulayman ibn AbdulMalik visited Makkah, he asked if anyone was present who met the companions of RasulAllah (saw). "Abu Hazim," they replied. "Why is it that we dislike death? Why is it we don't want to die?" Sulayman asked. Abu Hazim replied, "Because you have built and established this world and you have destroyed your Aakhirah, so you hate to go from what you have established to what you have destroyed." |
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Thank you everyone. Thank you.
*puts fist in air* |
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"give your excuses a wedgie"
please use more thinly veiled criticisms like this one (seriously, no sarcasm intended). great stuff, and i take back my previous comment about the pictures.
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
gj! |
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