Cracked Out AIM Conversations

[Timbit]

lol afra.
your acquaintances aren't very creative when it comes to code words, eh?


person who shall remain anonymous: hey [timbit], which of the 10 commandments do you think is hardest to follow?
me: hmmm, i dunno... honour thy mother and father maybe. or the one about not coveting.
anonymous person: really? i think 'thou shalt not commit adultery'.

[Timbit]

me and my friends at a shawarma place. pretty small restaurant and we had already been obnoxious enough.

one of the friends: blah blah blah CLEAVAGE (i will refrain from sharing his exact comment)
me: you guys... it's a muslim establishment and a family restaurant. let's keep it g-rated.
other one: geez [timbit]; we're not out to embarrass you in front of your community. for all they know, we're talking about cell divison.
first one: yeah. or earthquakes. mitosis isn't that interesting.

[Timbit]

baby bro making a father's day card: how do you spell love?
me: L-O-V-E.
him: thanks. how do you write 68 thousand?
me: 6-8-0-0. how come?
him: because that's how much i love dad.

[wheelworks]

Timbit said

baby bro making a father's day card: how do you spell love?
me: L-O-V-E.
him: thanks. how do you write 68 thousand?
me: 6-8-0-0. how come?
him: because that's how much i love dad.

68 Thousand = 6800?

[Timbit]

wheelworks said

68 Thousand = 6800?

oh... sorry, i missed a zero. typo.
but he got it right on his card.

[AM415]

your baby bro chats with you on AIM?

[Timbit]

no, dude. i just post rl convos here sometimes because i can't find the other thread.

[afrakabob]

my friend and i are looking for an apartment for the fall. we found a potential one on craigslist.

friend: i guess im gonna email the 2 br $510 girl
friend: she seems awkward
me: it might be an okay kind of awkward
friend: but hey, you and me are pretty awkward too so its cool
me: you know, even if she's a jerk, she sounds like she'll be asleep or gone most of the time
me: we are so socially inept.

[afrakabob]

me: go make that haleem!
jellymill: nah i was just gonna make kababs
me: omg
me: i seriously read 'kababs' as 'babies'
jellymill: LOL
jellymill: too much islamica!!

[sally]

afrakabob said

acquaintance: Hey, are you around tonight?
me: No dude, sorry. I'm actually back in va
acquaintance: Bummer! Do you know where i could find that lucy kid?
me: Lucy? You mean megan... That girl who did the project with us?
acquaintance: [long pause] wait....who is this?
me: Afra.
acquaintance: Ohhhhhh hi! I thought you were someone else!
me: ......
acquaintance: Yeah... Uh.... Lucy is a code word
me: Haha um....
me: I don't think i could help you find that

lollllll!!

[afrakabob]

reminiscing about preschool:

friend: I'd go climb things, and they'd call me down
friend: And I'd refuse, and just laugh
friend: My mom said that once, I bit a girl
me: O_O
friend: But I think she remembers it wrong
me: why?
friend: I clearly remember pulling a girls hair, but not biting her
friend: She stole my raisins
me: that b****

[Faithy]

My dad IMed me that day and at first my reaction was.. woah.. abbu knows how to IM..

abbu: hi puttar
Faithy: hi abbu
(Faithy waits in silence)
abbu: puttar please bring me some chai upstairs
Faithy: ok abbu

[afrakabob]

friend: today a lady asked my mom how many girlfriends i have

[afrakabob]

late at night

me: are any of your 4 housemates back yet?
friend: no, which is weird o.o
me: maybe they committed a mass suicide

[Timbit]

M: and im like prescheduled for like 11 more graveyards shifts
me: what're u complaining about? u're making money
M: yeah but this job requires a lot more bending over than they said in the description...