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Islamic PickUp lines
Found this group on FaceBook: Islamic PickUP Lines
13+5 crack me up but otherwise, I think they lack the hysterical-laughter-inducing qualities that this topic has the potential for.
I think Islamicans can definately come up with some better ones.
I recall a discussion on the complimenting of beards that made me 
Let's channel that shall we?
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A man was sitting with our Holy Prophet when another one passed. The sitting one said, "O Messenger of Allah! I love this man." The Prophet said, "Have you told him?" The man said, "No." The Prophet said, "Tell him!" The man rose to his feet and went to the man who was passing by and said, "I love you for the sake of Allah." He said, "May Allah whom you love, love you in return!"
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Re: Islamic PickUp lines
or not...
fine, I'll share one
once, twas me and this 
so I was like "SHaytan is the THIRD!" and ran out of the room
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A man was sitting with our Holy Prophet when another one passed. The sitting one said, "O Messenger of Allah! I love this man." The Prophet said, "Have you told him?" The man said, "No." The Prophet said, "Tell him!" The man rose to his feet and went to the man who was passing by and said, "I love you for the sake of Allah." He said, "May Allah whom you love, love you in return!"
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Re: Islamic PickUp lines
I'm too lame for this thread 
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Re: Islamic PickUp lines
The newest pickup line:
"hey, lemme show you how to search"
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Re: Islamic PickUp lines
"the back of your hijab is ridiculous!"
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A man was sitting with our Holy Prophet when another one passed. The sitting one said, "O Messenger of Allah! I love this man." The Prophet said, "Have you told him?" The man said, "No." The Prophet said, "Tell him!" The man rose to his feet and went to the man who was passing by and said, "I love you for the sake of Allah." He said, "May Allah whom you love, love you in return!"
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"the back of your hijab is ridiculous!"
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I guess the other 33 people are lame too.
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Re: Islamic PickUp lines
"Assalamualaikum"
that usually works every time
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aww man, i had such faith in the Islamicans
i still do 
*Patience*
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"Assalamualaikum"
that usually works every time
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lolz every time?
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A man was sitting with our Holy Prophet when another one passed. The sitting one said, "O Messenger of Allah! I love this man." The Prophet said, "Have you told him?" The man said, "No." The Prophet said, "Tell him!" The man rose to his feet and went to the man who was passing by and said, "I love you for the sake of Allah." He said, "May Allah whom you love, love you in return!"
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Found this group on FaceBook: Islamic PickUP Lines
13+5 crack me up but otherwise, I think they lack the hysterical-laughter-inducing qualities that this topic has the potential for.
I think Islamicans can definately come up with some better ones.
I recall a discussion on the complimenting of beards that made me
Let's channel that shall we? |
How about this one...
Are you the female version of all those male posters we think are lame ?  |
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nope, that's not gonna work in your favor ever..mostly cuz of the 'lame' part
it took me 235324543 days to decide to finally put this up LMA
and wth, this is a good topic
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A man was sitting with our Holy Prophet when another one passed. The sitting one said, "O Messenger of Allah! I love this man." The Prophet said, "Have you told him?" The man said, "No." The Prophet said, "Tell him!" The man rose to his feet and went to the man who was passing by and said, "I love you for the sake of Allah." He said, "May Allah whom you love, love you in return!"
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Don't know about Islamic pick up lines.. but this is my favourite Science one.
".... Baby... Will you complete my outer valence shell of electrons? "   
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A man was sitting with our Holy Prophet when another one passed. The sitting one said, "O Messenger of Allah! I love this man." The Prophet said, "Have you told him?" The man said, "No." The Prophet said, "Tell him!" The man rose to his feet and went to the man who was passing by and said, "I love you for the sake of Allah." He said, "May Allah whom you love, love you in return!"
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lolz every time?
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Re: Islamic PickUp lines
Back in the day, before islamica's Y2K [err crash] there was a thread called "Muslim Pick-up Lines". There were some creative ones in there. I just can't remember any of them though . |
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