[sally]

uncle sent me this


Do Doctors Brag?
>
> An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
> looking for work in six weeks.'
>
>
> A German doctor says 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
> weeks.
>
>
> A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
> can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
>
>
> The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we
> recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White
> House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

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[Ilikemyscarf]

Good one. Hahah.

[Deel]

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[new_muslimah]

No, this is the best doctor joke EVER!!!!


Where do you take a horse when it gets sick?
























To the horspital







Did I even remember it correctly?

[AM415]

A Doc tells a guy he has a bad heart. The guy says "I want another opinion." The doc says "OK, you’re ugly too."...