[LEGALEAGLE]

A traveller was passing through a Pathan village, and went to a mosque to shelter for the night. A Pathan came up and asked if he was hungry. The traveller said yes, so the Pathan went home to get food for him. While the traveller was waiting a second Pathan arrived, offered food and was accepted. The second Pathan lived nearby, so his food arrived first. When the first Pathan returned, he was enraged: "You son of a b£$£$, I offered you my hospitality, and now you are eating his food!" He pulled out his dagger and attacked the traveller. The traveller called to the second Pathan for help, and the Pathan replied, "All right, let him kill you, don't worry. He may kill one guest of mine, but you'll see, I'll kill ten of his!"

[Jamroll]

Hahahahahahaha!

[Spice]

lol, awesome

I bet a max of like 5 people here will get the joke

[Jamroll]

I got one.

A Pathan buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to the lottery office to claim his winnings and the clerk verifies his ticket number.
The Pathan says, "I want my $20 million."
The clerk replies, "No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Pathan says, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the clerk explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Pathan, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"

[Nabisco007]

haha funny jokes

[TdotGirl]

there is nothing funny about flat-out racism.



walnuts

[Rambo]

these jokes are not accurate, why not have jokes about stupid punjabis? i mean most villager punjabis i have seen are acutally much more stupid then pashtuns. Pashtuns can be very intelligent if given the chance

[Bruinrab]

Originally Posted by Rambo

these jokes are not accurate, why not have jokes about stupid punjabis? i mean most villager punjabis i have seen are acutally much more stupid then pashtuns. Pashtuns can be very intelligent if given the chance

I beg to differ.

[Rambo]

^ ur probably punjabi and thats why you dont see that.

[Jamroll]

Originally Posted by Rambo

^ ur probably punjabi and thats why you dont see that.

Actually she's Sindhi, but you go on and just let your punjabi-hate shine through.

[onetspvanilla]

lol i've seen lots of blonde jokes be used as pathan jokes.

[Rambo]

Originally Posted by Jamroll

Actually she's Sindhi, but you go on and just let your punjabi-hate shine through.

the problem is pashtuns have always been treated as second class citizens and made fun of by punjabis in pakistan, i am neither punjabi or pashtun but i do feel for the pashtun side.

[LEGALEAGLE]

Hmm...BOTH jokes by me and Jamroll weren't jokes about stupidity.

They were jokes about Pathan obsession with revenge and an honour code.

I suggest anybody else posting jokes think carefully whether the jokes are specific to Pathans or are racist jokes.

[ChotooMotoo]

Here's a Sven and Oli (Ohhh Lyyy) joke my sister told me (adjusted for inflation):

Sven and Oli decided to go to Canada and go ice fishing
They left for the two week trip, and while they had a really wonderful time, they only caught 2 fish.
On the way back, they were going trough their bills, and sven said to Oli
"Gee Oli, that trip cost us $968 dollars per fist"
"Wow Sven, isn't it a good thing we didn't catch more fish!"

[Bruinrab]

What do you call a Sindhi:

-Lawyer?:
Case-wani

-Lawyer after a successful case?:
Purse-wani

-Who falls from the first floor?
Thuddani.

-Who falls from the 10th floor?
Kriplani.

-Who falls from the 20th floor?
Marjani.


And finally...

Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
Because air is free.