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Women are dangerous...
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04-09-2008, 07:36 PM
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Re: Women are dangerous...
... and Men Are Never Depressed
Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it
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04-30-2008, 09:09 PM
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Re: Women are dangerous...
really stupid and not funny
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04-30-2008, 09:09 PM
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really stupid and not funny
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Now you know how we feel about your threads.
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04-30-2008, 09:16 PM
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co-signed.
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04-30-2008, 09:20 PM
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hahahahahaha! 
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04-30-2008, 10:46 PM
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I think I'm a man.. 
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i still have mine 
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i hardly did anything besides wardrobe and showing up 
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I have a chocolate stash 
I dont HAVE to work, that's my husband's responsibility 
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Is my husband a woman? 
i disagree. men are moody creatures...at least a lot of them are. (my husband, dad, brother, cousin and brother-in-law are great examples)
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hmmm not always. him:  me:  
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You know stuff about tanks.
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hahahaha he hardly knows anything about cars, hahahahahaha 
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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oh please. He has 2 pairs of JUST bball shoes... 
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untrue. Ironing is one of the top priorities.
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You can play with toys all your life.
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one word: Wii.
We both play it.
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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And often they will be much crappier and less thoughtful gifts than what your wife/girlfriend/fiance got. 
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04-30-2008, 10:53 PM
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You can be President.
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lolZ didju noe hilary clintonz runnin 4 presiden? but i fink she mus realli be a guy cuzZz she farteD on TV LOLZ!!!!
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04-30-2008, 10:58 PM
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i always thought men hated to shave in the mornings...
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04-30-2008, 11:05 PM
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ahh your right, another reason why having a beard is sooo great! 
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ahh your right, another reason why having a beard is sooo great! |
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05-01-2008, 09:15 AM
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women are like a highly addictive drug.
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With a passion.
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This is why the beard was invented. Of course it's even worse if you choose to make a form-fitting goatee like I did and you have to shave around it...
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