How to Handle Annoying Seatmates on an Airplane

[tinkerbell]

How to Handle Annoying Seatmates on an Airplane

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link

[Ilikemyscarf]

not worth the trouble.

[vegetables]

every time the timer hits 00:00:00 my day restarts. OMG HELP ME

[Rambo]

is it a virus in that link?

[Jamroll]

Hmm... the only way I see that being useful is if he suffers from epilepsy. Otherwise he would have to be a complete idiot to be troubled by that.

Ohhhh wait, you're talking about America. Well then it makes perfect sense.

[the_only_one]

throw a banana ka chilka at them, they'll do a summersault for ya.

[Jamroll]

What did the lonely banana say?

"I'm a-kela"

[YOUSUFofSD]

tinkerbell said

How to Handle Annoying Seatmates on an Airplane

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

6. Then hit this link

ROFL thats awesome! omg that would be sooo funny till someone shot you!

[IbnMardhiyah]

If you're in America it wouldn't work .... 2/3rds of the nation is fat and obese ... so, that fat guy is probably an illiterate inbred southern hick and doesn't even know that those are numbers.

He'll just open his pack of stale bacon and start chomping away, releasing excessive amounts of methane gas in the process ... which will probably make you run for the aisles.

Not exactly what you wanted huh

[sally]

how do you get internet in the sky, dont you need like satellite internet services or something

also ibnmardhiyah, that's mean. muslims interbreed all the time.

[ShotgunMessiah]

IbnMardhiyah said

If you're in America it wouldn't work .... 2/3rds of the nation is fat and obese ... so, that fat guy is probably an illiterate inbred southern hick and doesn't even know that those are numbers.

He'll just open his pack of stale bacon and start chomping away, releasing excessive amounts of methane gas in the process ... which will probably make you run for the aisles.

Not exactly what you wanted huh

Generalizations FTL.

Your generalizations lead to others making generalizations about you, and make you seem ignorant all the same. It's a vicious cycle. Be the bigger man and break the cycle yourself.

how do you get internet in the sky, dont you need like satellite internet services or something

While sattelite or maybe an aircard would allow you access, you probably wouldn't want to use the internet on a plane even if they allow you to do so. Those kind of devices tend to cause some rather unpleasant noises in the pilot's ears, and although it probably won't cause the plane to crash or anything... That's not a chance I'd want to take, myself.

[AmroodWaala]

you should hope he's not an undercover