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The Official JOKE Thread
Hey hey,
Post all your favourite gags.
Funny, witty, lame, corny. All jokes welcome (but keep them clean please... well, as clean as possible).
Okay, I'll start with an oldie but a goodie:
What do you call a bald Pakistani?
Iqbal.
Baddum-tish! 
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01-31-2008, 08:53 PM
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Okay, here's another:
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says "I'm baking in here".
The other muffin goes "Aahhh!! a talking muffin!!"
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Re: The Official JOKE Thread
Man goes to the zoo.
But when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a sh-itzu.
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I don't get it....
I have one:
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
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gosh darnit, I don't know any halaal jokes.
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I don't get it....
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It's a breed of dog. Bah, the filter's asterisked it out. I'll have to put a dash in it. Read it now.
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lol, keep 'em coming.
What do you call a sheep without legs?
A cloud.
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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
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So a speaker's talking at an all-blond convention. "I'm going to disprove the Dumb Blonde theory today" he said. With that he grabbed a random blonde from the audience and asked her "whats 32+21?" The blonde said "44?" and the speaker said..no. To this, the audience replied "give her another chance!" so he said "Fine, whats 14+10." "20?" "no," said the speaker. The audience yelled out "Give her another chance!" So the speaker decided to ask her one more question. "ok then, whats 2+2?" The blond thought long and hard and said "I dont know...um...4?" To which the auidence replied "Give her another chance"
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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This man calls 911 all frantic "Help me, my friend and I went hunting and he accidently got shot and I think hes dead. What should I do?" "Calm down," said the dispatcher "first make sure that he is dead." So the man says, "Just a second." There is silence on the phone and suddenly a loud gunshot is heard. The man then asks the operator, "Okay, now what?"
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A companion of the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: "The Prophet asked us to do seven things: to visit the sick, to follow funeral processions, to seek God's mercy for someone who sneezes, to return greetings, to help those who are wronged, to accept invitations, and to fulfill our oaths and promises."
Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 3, Hadith 625
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what do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND BEEF!
baaaaaaahahahaah
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what do you call a cow with now legs?
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What do you call a Lebnaniyeh who doesn't know how to spell?
Heba!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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What do you call a Lebnaniyeh who doesn't know how to spell?
Heba!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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i hate you 
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uh, I was joking .... this is the Official Joke thread, right? 
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