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Old 01-07-2008, 01:02 PM
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I don't spam my own articles too much but I've been away for awhile... and in case you forgot me here it is.

I also redesigned my website. Check it out

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Old 01-07-2008, 01:23 PM
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"The volunteer that is probably the lowest on the totem pole is the one stuck at entrances checking name badges. They have an important position because they essentially keep all those pesky thieves from stealing Islamic knowledge. "

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It looks aight. (the graphics I mean)...
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The other type of moderator is the generic announcement guy who essentially stand-up after prayer and make random announcements that we probably already know about:

"Just a reminder to put your shoes back on after prayer. Jazakallah khair."
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Comedic gold, as always, Maniac. Good one.
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im so glad you stopped sketching pictures in your own articles; they were great, but the banner at the top is testament to the fact that good graphics = good site. nice!
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But I still sketch pictures in my articles
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But I still sketch pictures in my articles
then i'm obviously just kidding. what i meant to say was: the banner at the top looks fantastic!
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You obviously hear this alot but from people less appreciative of good humor- your work is awesome mA, very talented.
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But I still sketch pictures in my articles
i like ur sketches! they're much more ''alive'' than the ones on the banner.
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I don't spam my own articles too much but I've been away for awhile... and in case you forgot me here it is.

I also redesigned my website. Check it out

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Old 01-11-2008, 01:46 PM
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Love the new site. Much cleaner look.
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Never volunteering for you again, you make fun of people like us!
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lol..so that's where ppl get ideas to harass us usherss..
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So if I'm looking to get married, I should volunteer, eh?


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