urdu jokes....

shsh · #1 (**permalink**) 08-03-2007, 11:31 AM

two nights ago, my sister and i were really hyper...and we came up with some jokes...

this one you probably have heard some version of:

how many friends did the banana have?
none, he was a akaila ( a kaila)

the other one:

why did the desi kid want a four?
cuz he liked achaar (a chaar)

yeah...we went crazy that night...

the_only_one · #2 (**permalink**) 08-03-2007, 11:35 AM

this phrase makes me laugh...

besharimi ki bhi haad hoti hai...

lol @ the jokes..

shsh · #3 (**permalink**) 08-03-2007, 11:39 AM

for some reason, the word "begairat" cracks me up....

Caramel_Candy · #4 (**permalink**) 08-03-2007, 11:59 AM

And this thread doesn't.................

saira8181 · #5 (**permalink**) 08-03-2007, 12:01 PM

lolz gud jokes

searcher · #6 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 03:27 AM

bohot achi joke hain.....

...

anymore??

shsh · #7 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Caramel_Candy

And this thread doesn't.................

um...what do you mean?

more jokes?
er..i made this thread for people to post jokes.....

OREOGUY · #8 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 06:19 PM

Wait wait, i got one

What do you call a man with one hair?

Ikbaal! (Eik baal)

So lame, that its lame lol.

Good thread

GOTFIVEONIT · #9 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 06:39 PM

how do you get fobs to dance up and down for joy?

tell them everything is free in the store

"free mein milre!!!!"

or

announce that they got thier green card, its like winning the lottery for them...

"amreeka ko jaraon!!! amreeka ko jaroan!!!"

shsh · #10 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OREOGUY

Wait wait, i got one

What do you call a man with one hair?

Ikbaal! (Eik baal)

Quote:

Good thread

i didnt see myself get any reps

GOTFIVEONIT · #11 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shsh

i didnt see myself get any reps

the only thing funny is how lame these joke are. mine are better.

shsh · #12 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOTFIVEONIT

the only thing funny is how lame these joke are. mine are better.

noooo...mine are better

OREOGUY · #13 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shsh

i didnt see myself get any reps

Sorry, i forgot reps existed *proceeds to rep ShSh*.

And GotFive, dude, our jokes were better, yours was.....kamzour!

shsh · #14 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 07:20 PM

OOOOH...i have a joke!!

my punjabi friend told me this...

ok...so you can write punjabi by just using american alphabets
for example: T P O G

tea piyo gee...

OREOGUY · #15 (**permalink**) 08-04-2007, 07:35 PM

lol, very good